Recent content by Mr. Tea

Wish I'd stayed up to watch it but I was out for the count by about 11.

Here's a Soviet propaganda poster from nearly a century ago that predicts both the Virgin vs Chad format *and* the open-mouthed Soyjak face:

It's probably a trendy thing due to the 'Backrooms' craze a couple of years ago. Either that or the cost of renting an apartment is now a complete joke for anyone on a remotely normal income.

Michigan woman found living inside rooftop store sign with desk and coffee maker

All too believable. I mean, sure, Microsoft and Google both suck in their own way, but I'm glad to remain an Apple virgin in my 40s.

Why am I not surprised?

Or Photoshopped, at the very least.

She looks kinda AI-generated.

The poor woman in the article sounds badly in need of the attentions of a @malelesbian.

It's a general synonym for 'journalist', you meltiest of snowflakes.

The latest YouGov poll puts Labour at a 30-point lead over the Tories, but what's really interesting is that the Tories are only five points ahead of Reform (18% vs 13%). I mean Reform are a bunch of pricks, obviously, but it'd still be funny as hell if the Tories actually came third by popular...

"England’s rivers are likely to remain in a poor state for years to come because the government is failing to put in place EU clean water laws post-Brexit, the watchdog has found. When Britain was a member of the EU, the government was required to follow the water framework directive (WFD)...

Hey, this calumny will not stand. My personal listening habits extend at least as far as psychedelic doom metal, dark ambient drone, Killah Priest and Radio 3.

And now you listen exclusively to music in 13/14.