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Yeah that's the one I was going to post. Minimal and brutal. Along the same lines but more good natured...
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And, incidentally, Luda sampling Sticky's 'Jumeirah Riddim' - less hard in slo mo though.
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* Sorry, all a bit on the late end of the 00s