Dublin Droid's Dancehall Delights

sadmanbarty

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craner always puts this on when he's on the plane to antigua. gets in the holiday spirit before the plane's even taking off, drinking out a coconut with a straw. hawaiian shirt. "yeah mon" he'll call out to the air hostess as she passes him the complementary peanuts.

 

craner

Beast of Burden
craner always puts this on when he's on the plane to antigua. gets in the holiday spirit before the plane's even taking off, drinking out a coconut with a straw. hawaiian shirt. "yeah mon" he'll call out to the air hostess as she passes him the complementary peanuts.


I'm laughing because it's true.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Already dressed in all the gear in the car to Gatwick. See you later Severn Bridge! Adios Chieveley Services!
 

version

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The peculiarly American understanding of what Jamaica represents could be a whole thread.

Welcome to jamrock, here comes the hotstepper and one blood. Wu tang and 21 savage doing these bizarre Jamaican accents.

A very strange phenomenon.

 

craner

Beast of Burden
Have you ever travelled outside of London, Barty? I mean apart from your Costa del Sol shagging tours?

It just occurred to me, you probably have no idea what the Severn Bridge is.
 

sadmanbarty

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Essex mainly.

sister went to York uni.

I remember a holiday in Wales when I was four or five that consisted of me collecting sheep jaws and listening to ABBA gold
 

luka

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We should visit Craner in Wales. It's really good fun. I love it down there. I've not been allowed since he got his new girlfriend though.
 

luka

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You get pissed up on the train ride west and then you Wait for him in the Barry wetherspoons he comes and meets you once he's finished work.
 

luka

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Eventually you end up psychotic from alcohol abuse on his sofa as he plays you his favourite Showbiz and AG record.
 

sadmanbarty

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khaled's got a strange relationship with culture in all its forms. he mutates it. creates these steroided up, assassin clones out of it.

to use (and arguable problematic analogy) he's like the gulf monarchs who buy up local football teams and turn them into these ruthless international money making machines. he takes a culture, guts it and Manchurian candidates it.

he makes music that sounds like when some arab oil oligarch builds a fake island in the middle of the sea with laods of palm trees and all that.

a ruthless capacity to impose his will against reality through sheer brutal superficiality.
 

luka

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He started out as a dancehall DJ. Miami being just across the water. (They can pick up each other radio stations, apparently)
 
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