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I dunno about a ranked top ten, but here are a few,

- A frying pan full of candle wax, butter, cooking oil and soap I was using to make wax for curbs caught fire, I panicked, poured water on it and ended up with a column of fire like I'd just opened the Ark of the Covenant.
- The aforementioned DXM story.
- ran up the bonnet of a van and jumped off the back without clocking how tall it was.
- filled a shoe with deodorant, one of my mates set it on fire whilst I was looking into it and a bunch of my hair got frazzled.
- tried to sneak up on a mate with this (very blunt) letter opener he had which looked like a medieval dagger and accidentally stabbed him in the neck.
- jumped as high as I could off this very tall gate post/pillar over a spiked fence, just missed it, caught my jacket and got rag dolled to the ground.
- hopped a fence without looking and almost fell a decent height onto a train track.
- filled a wheelie bin with deodorant cans on a bonfire.
- had a party which ended up with sixteen people fighting in the living room with the lights off until my neighbour threatened to beat me up.
- tried to speak to a police officer about architecture whilst tripping forgetting I had a sheet of acid in my pocket.
- spray painted an anarchy A on the side of my mum's house
- almost ran my mum over in a minibus whilst she was visiting her dad's grave -- she let me have a go driving it on this pathway bit and ended up running back and hanging out of the driver's door with one leg trying to get to the brake.
- leg dropped my brother off a step ladder whilst he was asleep on the sofa.
- let my brother hit me in the shin with a golf club.

I'll see if I can remember anymore.
 
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catalog

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you know curby?! how did you play it?

So you chuck a football from one end of the street to the other (like the width, between the pavements, over the road) and the objective is to get the ball to hit the other curb, so it bounces right back over the road
 

catalog

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Once I went to see autechre play warehouse project in Manchester, got chucked out before they even started, for pissing outside the piss wagons, and spent all night trying to get back in, jumping fences and fell off one, testing my trousers and scratching my legs. Didn't get in despite trying for hours
 

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I did ccf at school and we used to make flame throwers with deodorant cans, I did one over the corporals face and it was too close he had to go to hospital, came back with his head bandaged like elephant Man i his in a cupboard and cried I think
 

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I got absolutely bollocked for throwing up down the stairs after eating a ball of hundreds of shrooms one time. The one I was on about a while back when I didn't even realise I'd thrown up at first. They were everywhere. All up the wall, all down the stairs, all over my hands. I'd tried to claim I was sober earlier too which obviously didn't fly once a decent portion of the house was covered in vomit and literally hundreds of magic mushrooms.
 

pattycakes_

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So you chuck a football from one end of the street to the other (like the width, between the pavements, over the road) and the objective is to get the ball to hit the other curb, so it bounces right back over the road

ha no way, same here! we had the perfect street for it on our estate when i were a lad
 

sadmanbarty

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"I, The Archivist, know not to forget the long shadows cast by the searing light of the past. My recklessness as a younger man, shall too cast darkness over my legacy. Now boy go, the hadron gunner ship, the galaxy needs you. In time I shall join you, but for now, I must erase the mushroom sick from my mother's carpet"
 
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