sadmanbarty
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i fancy my mum, but not cos she's my mum, it's just because she's fucking sexy.
Are British people particularly ugly?
i fancy my mum, but not cos she's my mum, it's just because she's fucking sexy.
Mr. Tea
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Wow, you must be incredibly hot to get turned on by your own reflection like that.
sadmanbarty
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"in observing the Archive one must observe temporal patterns. symmetries if you will. only then will you understand your destined path. only then can you destroy the dark star."
Mr. Tea
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If this thread has turned into "a which is the fittest country?" discussion - I was going to say "degenerated" but I suppose it wasn't very high-minded in the first place - then I would have to say Iran. I've not been there but everyone I've met from there has been above averagely attractive at the very least, and some of them downright stunning.
You see those photos of young people in Iran in the 60s and 70s, before the revolution, and all the women look like they could be models or movie stars. The blokes are generally handsome too. Shame that when Iran is on the news in the West you usually just see a bunch of beardy old god-botherers in black robes and turbans.
You see those photos of young people in Iran in the 60s and 70s, before the revolution, and all the women look like they could be models or movie stars. The blokes are generally handsome too. Shame that when Iran is on the news in the West you usually just see a bunch of beardy old god-botherers in black robes and turbans.
sadmanbarty
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"a frame is a distortion. it conceals as much as it reveals. only once you look beyond the frame, escape it's rigid boundaries, will the universe reveal itself to you. the Archivists must know this. it is our most fundamental teaching.
now go, to the proton beam! the galaxy must head your call!"
luka
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Have you ever had S-E-X with an Iranian?
Mr. Tea
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Nope. I'm very boring, all the women I've gone to bed with have been common or garden British types. Although if I remember rightly I did once snog a girl who was half Iranian (and, true to the stereotype, very pretty).
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sadmanbarty
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it would have been true to the stereotype if she was half pretty
sadmanbarty
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if she was half british he could have called her a ukranian
Mr. Tea
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Now that's a quality pun!
Mr. Tea
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I was thinking this as I typed it.
Of course this depends on all non-Iranians being ugly, which obviously isn't the case.
Edit: a better answer would be "She was, but fortunately it was the front half."
sadmanbarty
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i was thinking of doing a mermaid joke, but went with the ukranian angle instead
Beauty seems to be rationed out to different parts of the country as well - female beauty at least. I live near Old Street so there's lots of hip young things with money (not that I'm in either category), it's trendy, lots of galleries, fashion and so on there are tons of beautiful women. The smaller satellite towns around London - not so much. It sometimes seems like there's one "lloker" ratioed for about every 200 people. I lived in Nottingham for a few years which has a reputation for being full of good looking girls - I think this was a folk myth that started with Nottingham being centre of the lace trade, which was the employer of lots of young single women - but in practice, it was true!