I will now watch Robocop

Mr. Tea · Oct 11, 2020

luka said:
i forgot to mention I watched Conan the Destroyer yesterday, the sequel, and its the most perfunctory film ive ever watched. there's about 12 lines of dialogue in the whole thing and no one even bothers acting except Grace Jones does a lot of snarling. Really weird. just going through the motions.

It's got this, which is arguably the best scene in any film:

luka · Oct 11, 2020

no, thats' the original. this is the sequel

luka · Oct 11, 2020

Mr. Tea · Oct 11, 2020

luka said:
no, thats' the original. this is the sequel

Oh, I thought that was in Destroyer. My bad. I should probably castrate myself to atone for the shame.

HMGovt’s Glorious Return! · Oct 11, 2020

The Beast Master is the thinking 12 year old's Conan

luka · Oct 11, 2020

IdleRich · Oct 12, 2020

luka said:
These are the best bits easily. It's not really a film per se, just a montage of funny bits for kids to talk about in school. It really dragged. Felt like it was about three hours long.

That's exactly what it was when I was.... twelve? All day long everyone used to say "Dick you're fired" or "Are you some kind of college boy or something?" and especially "Good night sweet prince".... not that it's not a good film. Do we have a Verhoeven thread? He's a great director.

IdleRich · Oct 12, 2020

Linebaugh said:

Czech flag?

IdleRich · Oct 12, 2020

luka said:
Total Recall and Starship Troopers are both much better films.

Starship Troopers is his best film I think.

IdleRich · Oct 12, 2020

catalog said:
i've never seen it, not gonna bother now. i like verhoeven tho, his early dutch ones are good as well, flesh and blood and spetters.

Spetters is fantastic. Also that one with the murderous widow, is it called The Fourth man?

woops · Oct 12, 2020

here goes with total recall

woops · Oct 12, 2020

it looks like we got another schizoid embolism

luka · Oct 12, 2020

I wish I had an Arnie film to watch tonight

woops · Oct 12, 2020

he just ass kicked a whole load of baddies

woops · Oct 12, 2020

just knocked his treacherous mrs. out cold who gave his nuts a serious pounding previously, and given some more baddies the slip

woops · Oct 13, 2020

the whole core of mars is ice

Leo · Oct 13, 2020

spoiler alert!

luka · Oct 13, 2020

woops said:
here goes with total recall

woops said:
the whole core of mars is ice

woops liked the film so much he slowed it down so it would last more than 6 hours

HMGovt’s Glorious Return! · Oct 13, 2020

luka said:
woops liked the film so much he slowed it down so it would last more than 6 hours

Tantric Recall

HMGovt’s Glorious Return! · Oct 13, 2020

woops said:
just knocked his treacherous mrs. out cold who gave his nuts a serious pounding previously, and given some more baddies the slip

Sharon Stone, reputedly owner of one of the highest IQs in all of Hollywood. 154!

I will now watch Robocop

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