I am a dad and I smoke weed...

Which applies to you?

  • I am a parent and I DO NOT take drugs

    Votes: 13 14.1%
  • I am a parent and I take drugs

    Votes: 15 16.3%
  • I am NOT a parent and I DO NOT take drugs

    Votes: 25 27.2%
  • I am NOT a parent and I take drugs

    Votes: 39 42.4%

  • Total voters
    92

IdleRich

IdleRich
I like how there's no suggestion that girls are worth engaging with on their own merits. No hint that even sex is worth the trouble. The normal thing to do would be to stay at home wanking if it wasn't that women are one of the 12 trials a man must master if he wishes to enter Valhalla.
Who is this guy?
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
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john eden

male pale and stale
Big up papa @Slothrop

The sleep thing gets better. You might not get more sleep but you do get better at dealing with less sleep.

Life is pretty mind altering already as a new parent....
 

luka

Well-known member

Britain stinks of cannabis - and our rulers' corruption: PETER HITCHENS says we are paying a heavy price for failing to enforce laws against marijuana for more than 40 years​

 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Midweek is alright. I can handle it, making jokes about Ian Brady and the Brady Bunch then deleting it. Shout out to Liam (the Gooner you heathens) Brady in there too. See, aimless associations

Then you re-read it back. What? You cant leave that. There. Tee-hee. No it isnt. Stfu and eat the avocados. No, I am stronger. Sleep is for poofs, look at those aged eye bags like fucked duvets. Used to be on it, no memory leakage. Now? Look at this shit

It helps (to paraphrase), like wd40 - a little bit goes a long way
 
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