What countries do you crush on?

IdleRich

IdleRich
You need to go to Poland for the poledancers, Lappland for the lapdancers or Lithuania for the... lithdancers.
I did go to a lot of strip clubs when I went on the stag do I mentioned. My friends decided they were willing to creatively interpret (ie completely and totally ignore) what the Koran has to say about naked women, drinking to the point of collapse etc etc I think that most scholars now generally accept that those bits are just guidelines.... however, understandably, they drew the line at being asked to eat pork.
Also I remember my Baltic-sailing friend saying that he woke up outside a strip club in Tallinn with no top on, scratches all over his body and his pocket, receipts totaling to over a thousand euros including what he described as "apparently some punitive charges". But honestly I dunno why he had to go all the way there to do what he does in London most weeks.
 

Leo

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you can change the city, and select multiple radio stations within each city, all while cruising around in your driverless car.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
they'll make you eat grits. they did me
Is that a deliberately humourous confusion of the state in the southern states, with the country in the caucuses? Cos either way, I was in fact referring to my favourite period in English history which I intend to visit once a time machine has been created.
 

Simon silverdollarcircle

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I'd like to go the deep south. I really like films about the deep south. Where the humidity and heat seems to weigh down on everything and there's this out of control lushness to the wildlife and plants. I like the bars that are just concrete shacks that look like shit and are purely functional places to get wasted in. I like how the towns are surrounded by evil swamps and they have snakes called things like cotton mouths.

I love it all but I reckon if I went there Id think most people were cunts and I'd hate jt
 

Leo

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leo you are a monster you know that i got brung that one from twitter

LOL...wait, are you sure? I got it via email from a friend and could have sworn I shared it here.

oh well, if not, sorry Sufi xoxoxoxox.
 

sufi

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LOL...wait, are you sure? I got it via email from a friend and could have sworn I shared it here.

oh well, if not, sorry Sufi xoxoxoxox.
i admit i didnt search it and would give you benefit of the doubt every time dear. but iirc yeh
this thread has got like chess
 
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Mr. Tea

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I did go to a lot of strip clubs when I went on the stag do I mentioned. My friends decided they were willing to creatively interpret (ie completely and totally ignore) what the Koran has to say about naked women, drinking to the point of collapse etc etc I think that most scholars now generally accept that those bits are just guidelines.... however, understandably, they drew the line at being asked to eat pork.
Also I remember my Baltic-sailing friend saying that he woke up outside a strip club in Tallinn with no top on, scratches all over his body and his pocket, receipts totaling to over a thousand euros including what he described as "apparently some punitive charges". But honestly I dunno why he had to go all the way there to do what he does in London most weeks.
Classic Petteri!
 

luka

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youre trying to cast them as magical creatures in an exotic fairyland but they keep talking about house prices or stockpiling ammunition in the militia headquarters
 

Simon silverdollarcircle

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youre trying to cast them as magical creatures in an exotic fairyland but they keep talking about house prices or stockpiling ammunition in the militia headquarters
I always had that with south Americans in London. What they were chatting about on buses or whatever always sounded so beautiful but they were probably just taking about going to Asda
 

Leo

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I'd like to go the deep south. I really like films about the deep south. Where the humidity and heat seems to weigh down on everything and there's this out of control lushness to the wildlife and plants. I like the bars that are just concrete shacks that look like shit and are purely functional places to get wasted in. I like how the towns are surrounded by evil swamps and they have snakes called things like cotton mouths.

I love it all but I reckon if I went there Id think most people were cunts and I'd hate jt

my first job out of college was in journalism, and I had to write an article about a guy in Louisiana who rans a 15,000-acre soybean farm (don't ask). I connected through Atlanta to Lafayette, rented a car and drove for about three hours to get there. Best part is since the farm was in the middle of nowhere, i had to take lots of old back roads as opposed to the highway (where you bypass all the local color). Hot, humid, some unbelievable poverty with people living in shacks in tiny backwater towns along the way. Thank goodness the first season of "True Detective" hadn't been out back then, otherwise I probably would have been freaked out.
 
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