sus

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We'll help Liner out. Lamebaugh, you into femme dom types? Girls who grind your balls into dust? They'll chew you out and tell you what to do, neg you for a microaggression and then get pissy when you split the dinner bill instead of picking up the tab?

Or are you into woman athletes, basketball players who are hetero only in literal sexuality, who drink beer with you and your bros and wear flannels with their hats backwards, who just like hangin out with one of the boys?

Or are you into nerdy artsy chicks, who write poetry and sad-post on twitter and listen to Lana Del Rey, girls you can do drugs with, girls who make you feel like you've gotta protect them from the world?

Or are you into high-executive function fitness types, who wear yoga pants and have an Instagram sponsorship deal and run half-marathons, all while pursuing a law degree at a great college, truly trying to have it all and yet missing out on any chance of happiness, so that you can swoop in and show them how to kick back enjoy life?
 

linebaugh

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thats what I look like

gus looks like this

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sus

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yeah that's always the problem with indie chicks. they want us fellas to do all the seducing, and I'd rather just eat a shitload of kebab
That's all chicks Third, it's one of the few things evolutionary psychology is correct about. They're the gatekeepers, we're the applicants. We follow a "disperse widely" strategy; they follow a quality > quantity strategy.

It goes back all the way to plants. Sperm and eggs. Pollen and pistils. Eggs are more expensive to produce, so they needa be choosey. Sperm is cheap so you might as well spray it everywhere.
 

linebaugh

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We'll help Liner out. Lamebaugh, you into femme dom types? Girls who grind your balls into dust? They'll chew you out and tell you what to do, neg you for a microaggression and then get pissy when you split the dinner bill instead of picking up the tab?

Or are you into woman athletes, basketball players who are hetero only in literal sexuality, who drink beer with you and your bros and wear flannels with their hats backwards, who just like hangin out with one of the boys?

Or are you into nerdy artsy chicks, who write poetry and sad-post on twitter and listen to Lana Del Rey, girls you can do drugs with, girls who make you feel like you've gotta protect them from the world?

Or are you into high-executive function fitness types, who wear yoga pants and have an Instagram sponsorship deal and run half-marathons, all while pursuing a law degree at a great college, truly trying to have it all and yet missing out on any chance of happiness, so that you can swoop in and show them how to kick back enjoy life?
Im into them in all, I swear!
 

luka

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it came up in conversation cos i was pointing out all the gay couples who look identical
 

luka

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same head shape, same haircut, same clothes, same bodyshape, literally identical. at least 70% of gay couples i would say are basically clones. i'd say, look, there goes some more
 
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