I bet he's a dickhead

luka

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That's amazing you know a real life wrestler. Have you ever been suplexed by him or anything? Not full strength but sort of playfully
 

linebaugh

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maybe this will skew a little young here, but I realized yesterday that 100% of all straight white men that post selfies semi regularly are awful. Ive had this feeling my whole life but thought maybe this was just a silly hunch, a personal bias, but I realized the other day that now in my old age I have adequate sample size to declare this a law. Ive run it by several people and no one has been able to suggest one person contrary to this. its a law. if you remove the 'white' caveat Id say it still has about a 70% hit rate.
 

linebaugh

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this is all part of my new stage of self where I believe my gut and 'vibes' to the highest degree. also part of my theory/realization that the stages of maturation go: childhood-> realizing that you were wrong about everything in childhood -> realizing that you were in fact right about everything in childhood
 

version

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I used to go on Twitter and search for #gymselfie and I'd respond sweet selfie bro to every one of them.
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luka

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this is all part of my new stage of self where I believe my gut and 'vibes' to the highest degree. also part of my theory/realization that the stages of maturation go: childhood-> realizing that you were wrong about everything in childhood -> realizing that you were in fact right about everything in childhood
Yes this is what Gus and Stan haven't figured out yet. They're still tying themselves in knots trying to learn things and think about things, but that's wrong. You're ahead of them.
 

linebaugh

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You know the gym mirror ones? Those ones.
I do. obviously those people are ridiculous but for my study I limited myself to people I actually know in real life. Even straight white men who have regularly posted selfies that I actually enjoyed being around eventually had some sort of breakdown/turn. its comprehensive. 10+ years of data gathering
 

IdleRich

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maybe this will skew a little young here, but I realized yesterday that 100% of all straight white men that post selfies semi regularly are awful. Ive had this feeling my whole life but thought maybe this was just a silly hunch, a personal bias, but I realized the other day that now in my old age I have adequate sample size to declare this a law. Ive run it by several people and no one has been able to suggest one person contrary to this. its a law. if you remove the 'white' caveat Id say it still has about a 70% hit rate.
I was gonna say, not sure you need the straight etc bit. Selfies are showing off. They are a picture of you, where you think you look good, selected and shown to everyone else. So, almost by definition, they are showing off. Unless you do a series for medical science about, I dunno, your face slowly being eaten by a horrific cancerous growth, selfish are showing off.

Now showing off is not wrong in itself. If you don't like the way you look and you capture a great picture that makes you look and feel good then go for it. But the regular thing... if you look good, you know you look good and you do millions of cocky selfies relentlessly telling everyone that... then yeah, it's probably not a good sign, whoever you are.
 
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