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    Glastonbury

    He was / is an art dealer. I remember the trainspotter lad as a toddler.
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    Glastonbury

    I used to live with his grandad
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    Unfortunate names

    Mike Oxbig
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    Madonna

    Like a Virgin fucking overwhelmed 12yr old me.
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    the Meat Thread

    With free knife?
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    Vigilantes

    Apologies to Plymouth vigilantes. Please don't surround my home.
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    Vigilantes

    Can't forget the people of Plymouth, UK mobbing a paediatrician in error.
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    CONDIMENTS

    Fuck. I gifted a jar to someone the other day. Might have to recall it.
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    CONDIMENTS

    I don't think there's actual chicken in it. The eggs are real enough though.
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    CONDIMENTS

    It's remarkable. Eggs is just the beginning.
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    CONDIMENTS

    On eggs.
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    Provincial/Small Town Nihilism

    Jerusalem was extremely sanitised while purporting to be gritty.
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    Watches

    "Finding a clock" sounds like hard work. Getting a phone out to find out the time always feel crap. The watch wins.
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    Name a good song about football

    People pass hot dogs and beers to each other down rows, helpfully.
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    perfect melodies

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