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    Bojo

    Fight (and win) a land war in Asia, you mean?
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    Bojo

    Come now, the idea that @craner would say anything as crass and grotesque as "a new war in Ukraine would be good" is preposterous. He was talking about the Balkans, in that instance.
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    Brexit Day

    People are circumventing this by sharing images from Google Earth. Brexit: the fuck-up so massive you can see it from space.
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    No Future for the GOP?

    Yes Gus, I fully understand your position as a sort of political Taoist, or Newtonian, for whom Democrats and Republicans are like yin and yang, or a pair of opposed forces: precisely equal in every way, equally good and equally bad, equally lawful and equally crooked, and that to criticise one...
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    Smoking IS cool.

    Oh, shame, I thought you meant there were some century-old fags still in it! Would probably have been a little on the stale side, I guess.
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    Smoking IS cool.

    You gonna try 'em?
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    Trump

    Unfortunately it's the boring-stuff-that-only-boring-people-care-about that has real-life consequences like whether or not you can get an ambulance to take you to hospital if you have a heart attack, isn't it? And this is the stuff that Starmer excels at, because he has the legal background...
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    No Future for the GOP?

    He doesn't mention statistics at all, though, does he? He's made a single bald claim without attaching any numbers to it. But, again, he's not the sort of person that one is naturally inclined to think the best of, not least because he's the spitting image of the freaky motherfucker with eyes...
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    No Future for the GOP?

    Plot twist: the copper was Sunni.
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    No Future for the GOP?

    Exactly. He's not a character who invites you to give him the benefit of the doubt.
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    No Future for the GOP?

    Well whether it's true or not, it seems to me that by far the most natural interpretation of what he said is that he was talking about two non-overlapping groups of people. Unless his next words were "...in general" or "...as a whole" and they've been deliberately cut out, which i suppose is not...
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    No Future for the GOP?

    This might as well go here: Mitch MConnell using "American" to mean "white".
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    Trump

    Barges into the pub, knocks several pints over, helps himself to a fistful of someone else's peanuts, farts loudly, "You lot are well boring! I'm off!", stomps back outside.
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    Bojo

    Can anyone tell me what the fuck the front page of today's Sun is supposed to be saying? I guess something like "We would sound like flat earthers at an astronomy conference if we didn't acknowledge by now that Johnson is experiencing some difficulty, but would like to make it clear that, FOR...
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    Bojo

    Yeah, and while there seems to be quite a lot of public support for PR or something like it, a lot of people who want this (and I'm going mainly on what I see on Twitter here) apparently assume this will just naturally follow if all the parties other than the Conservatives, DUP and...
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