IdleRich

IdleRich
even worse than "heroic community leader" they probably ended up in the primary school playground a few hundred meters behind the tree he was aiming for...
Originally I was writing stuff such as "Heroic disabled child and his human rights lawyer mother are impaled with single crossbow bolt and fall off bridge on to motorway causing fifty car pile up" but then i thought that I was just being nasty for the sake of it.
 

william_kent

Well-known member
Originally I was writing stuff such as "Heroic disabled child and his human rights lawyer mother are impaled with single crossbow bolt and fall off bridge on to motorway causing fifty car pile up" but then i thought that I was just being nasty for the sake of it.

You've no idea how how near the truth that was! Although replace motorway with A road and you're almost there...
 

william_kent

Well-known member
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I doubt the bolts flew this far, but... if Lee Harvey Oswald can take out JFK and senator Connally with one magic bullet then I can't see why the crossbow bolts didn't track an impossible trajectory and took out some differently abled child and their right on mother and plummeted them on to Princess Parkway
 
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other_life

bioconfused
CHICAGO NATIVE AND SYNTHS AND SAMPLERS LUMINARY JOSH BURKE
deserves the soundtrack work lopatin got and more. this bandcamp archive + new release spot is a fraction of his whole discography
 

woops

is not like other people
to be honest i have no idea where the midwest is. i guess it's different from the south but i'm not sure exactly how.
 
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