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Well I just listened to that song and I think it might have given me cancer, so I can see the similarity.

Hanlon's Port Stout.

I think they mean best idlers.

You were a village younger in those days.

Are you confusing New Radicals with Free Radicals (the molecules that give you cancer)?

alright, no need to take the piss

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I think it's time to open a beer, which I have just done.

Hey @mvuent, I'm listening now and really enjoying it. Nice one!

You need to understand that @luka is both fanatically anti-intellectual and also the world's cleverest person.

cue obvious joke about Dissensus dads forcing their kids to listen to endless jungle and hardcore mixes from 1992 because it's "proper music, not like the rubbish you get these days."

Yes but that's totally different, obviously.

There simply weren't that many of them, because the opportunities were few and far between. Being a prematurely aged bastard, I listen to Radio 3, and they feature old-time black and female composers all the time - disproportionately often, in fact. They have whole programmes about them. Of...

We also developed "burp words", which are words it's especially satisfying to say while belching. UNC is a good one. Another is GLEP.

I take it you've heard this, or some variant of it: Conservatives - "It's fine that ten people own half the world's wealth." Socialists - "No it isn't." Liberals - "FIVE OF THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE WOMEN!"

My brother, as a kid, could burp the alphabet. I always knew that lad would go far.

I'm sure Barty would be surprised that I'm not 18 stone if we ever to meet.

Thee Number Ov Kosmik Significance!

I've just finished dinner - sausage and mushroom casserole!

They're not called "fartichokes" for nothing.