Tory bastards

[version]

i do rate this michelle mone character

Bet Craner likes her.

 

[luka]

Bet Craner likes her.

course he does craner-bait.

 

[Mr. Tea]

i do rate this michelle mone character

Are you "rating" her right now?

 

[IdleRich]

This is a crazy story, is this what the government is supposed to be doing?

I know this sounds dramatic, but we hold copies of a "confidential" plan run by the Tory attack agency Topham Guerin to pay influencers to attack @GoodLawProject over the Christmas period. Topham Guerin's client, on this occasion, is Palantir. Influencers are asked what their “fee expectations” are for agreeing to send two tweets, one a video and the other a follow-up written tweet about Good Law Project. Those who accept the offer – which bears the branding of Topham Guerin – are told they must “keep the brand confidential and not tag Palantir”. The briefing document is clear that Good Law Project is the only target. And the content must "go live before the New Year."

I guess this is a natural consequence of a world where saying something is good is more important than actually making it good.

 

[version]

Rishi going on TV and betting Piers Morgan a grand he deports someone to Rwanda before the next election is a real low. The money goes to a refugee charity, but still.

 

[version]

 

[Mr. Tea]

🤪

 

[DannyL]

She must have written it *so quickly*

 

[Mr. Tea]

"Liz Truss is... the last thing any of us needs now" - Boris Johnson

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Well this is cunty even by the usual Tory standards:

Rishi Sunak urged to sack minister who said they were 'worried there might be peace in the Middle East'

An unnamed Tory minster tells Sky News delaying the election until the autumn could allow the conflict in Gaza to cause further damage between Labour and its voters.

news.sky.com

 

[Corpsey]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Look at the cut-out job on all the photos that have gone into that composite image. They couldn't even be bothered to pay someone who knows the basics of PhotoShop.

 

[Mr. Tea]

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