Tory bastards

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
Anyone been keeping an eye on the papers over the last week or so? I glance at them when I go to the shops and even the Mail, Express and Sun have been sticking the boot in to this ongoing clown-car government.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Great question in parliament today
Kevin Brennan - “When did the Education Secretary 1st realise that his handling of the examination debacle was so useless that other people’s heads had to roll?”
 

WashYourHands

Well-known member
Christ, what a hapless cunt. Disappointed with Covid too. So near, Covid, you’ve taken plenty of other souls, why spare this one?

Disclaimer to Covid, nope I’m not looking for a personal reply or audience, cheers,
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
EU threatening to take UK to court if they don't withdraw this bill about er, withdrawing from the Withdrawal Agreement (and seeing as Tories have admitted in parliament that it breaks the law they might just have a case)... meanwhile Pelosi says that if UK reneges on its commitments there is no chance of a US-UK trade deal passing congress... and yet thousands of idiots line up to cheer on good old Bozza.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I can't believe that they are being allowed to put across the narrative - virtually unchallenged - that breaking international law is necessary to save the UK from the EU evilly insisting on us sticking to the treaty we drew up and signed. How the fuck are they getting away with it?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Also rumours that Johnson has been having an affair with a Russian violinist in her 20s... hence the famous argument with Carrie and the delayed/cancelled wedding. I can't get Private Eye here but I've read that they are claiming a super-injunction has scared off the rest of the press.
 

boxedjoy

Well-known member
All that talk about how he goes days without bathing and you can tell by looking at him that he definitely doesn't keep fresh, I just can't understand it.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I'm pretty sure he's been a Russian asset for a long time before that. Maybe she's just getting into position for when he's outlived his usefulness... hopefully soon.
 
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