MuRRAY YOURE SHIT

luka

Well-known member
each of murray's testicles is equivilent in size to a pea. an average sizd pea, not a particularly big pea.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Just starting the ball rolling on the quarterly sport of 'MuRRAY YOURE SHIT'.

I love the way he's raised hopes by gliding serenely through the first five rounds.
 

ifp

Well-known member
i want to hate federer (that blazer!) but I can't, just too enjoyable watching him. ditto ronaldo...
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
I'd rather go three sets with Ana Ivanovic.

My prediction for today: Tsonga to start well but Djokovic to prevail in four or five.
Murray to start well and then capitulate by fifty-three sets to one.
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Never midn all the talk about murray being unlucky to be around in the Federer/Nadal era, what about Djokovic? Possibly one of the unluckiest players ever in that regard, but who has dragged himself almost to the top by sheer force of will.
 

paolo

Mechanical phantoms
I like seeing Scots do well at sport but I'm still all like :D that he's been knocked out, miserable son of a bitch that he is

Schadenfreude :cool:
 

grizzleb

Well-known member
Scottish cunt (you I mean, haha). Why do we hate to see anyone Scottish do well? It's like an inversion of the English national wank over any vaguely talented person in any sport you like.
 

you

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Scottish cunt (you I mean, haha). Why do we hate to see anyone Scottish do well? It's like an inversion of the English national wank over any vaguely talented person in any sport you like.

could be any one of:

- devolution bollocks
- free degrees
- scottish MP's voting for english top ups
- lower council tax
- free prescriptions
- ubiquity in parliament
- ubiquity on BBC
- kilts

being grumpy and incomprehensible just compounds the problem.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
rubbish quality video, but:


this is astonishing. I think Djokovic may be my favourite player ever - the stuff he was playing in the Wimbeldon final was, to me, even better than Federer at his peak. He has the skill levels of Federer and Nadal, with the never say die attitude of a Chang or a Becker. And nothing AT ALL in common with Samprzzz.

Federer's a bad loser, as expected. The exact same thing happened last year (two match points outrageoulsy saved by Djokovic) - no fluke, he's just a better player.

Poor Murray though - he really is playing behind three of the seven or eight best players there have ever been, which is quite incredibly unlucky. Bigger forces clearly do not want a British Grand Salm victory.
 
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