it is pretty likely that will happen at some point during the next ten years, though.
Ha, and here it is! The Collossal Calmer Karma Crab, Big Benevolent Balloon Baby and Platitudipus.
Anyone who uses the phrase "Cheer up, it might never happen" deserves to be boiled alive in hot oil, tied in a sack with twenty rabid, starving cats and flung off the battlements. And then kicked to death, just in case.
At which point, ironically, 'it' will most definitely have happened to them.