Wiley u-stream

wascal

Wild Horses
Saw him doing ustream on his hols in Jamaica a few weeks back with his poor gf sitting there while he talked at the internet for hours. He ended up re-enacting the story behind slipping in south london which was pretty amusing, funny guy.
 

mos dan

fact music
it's utterly, utterly mental.

choose your own adventure wiley:

"shall we go shops? do you want to go shops?"

"hold tight people who try and force me to drive, i don't have to drive - i'm getting a taxi, i'm 31"

he's broken my brain, once again. how does he KEEP finding new ways of doing this?!?!
 

mos dan

fact music
"the only problem with grime forum, is they go on like they love grime more than me - that's impossible man, no-one loves grime more than me. they look at the music that man's making to try and get money, but they don't give you no space, they're like 'that's not grime'. but we're living in england man, i tell them this all the time..."

if i had the time, i would just sit here transcribing every single thing he says probably.

anyone got any other favourite moments? or quotes? just for archival posterity - it broke my heart when rwd forum went down and his outbursts there were lost to the ages...
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
tuned in a few times and it was fucking tedious.

think i missed the bull fighting episode though.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
if wiley farts in a wood and there's nobody there to hear it, he will record the fart and put it up on twitter so that nobody will not hear it.
 

Benny Bunter

Well-known member
There was a great bit earlier when someone on the message board asked him what the first tune he ever made was. He said that he was brought up on his dad's reggae and then said "Trus' me bruv, I'll show you the first beat I ever made, it was something like this..." and proceeded to knock out a badman grimey reggae tune on his laptop in about two minutes flat! It sounded proper...then literally a minute later he made another one, totally off-hand.
 

mos dan

fact music
There was a great bit earlier when someone on the message board asked him what the first tune he ever made was. He said that he was brought up on his dad's reggae and then said "Trus' me bruv, I'll show you the first beat I ever made, it was something like this..." and proceeded to knock out a badman grimey reggae tune on his laptop in about two minutes flat! It sounded proper...then literally a minute later he made another one, totally off-hand.

and people are asking why anyone cares? fuck the haters, that's amazing :)
 

Pandiculate

Well-known member
Wiley on religion - "Just wake up and live your life until you're dead. People get excited – 'We don't eat bacon. We don't eat that or this. We eat soya meat sausages. SOYA MEAT SAUSAGES'. Don't hype about bacon or beef or whatever. Fuck's sake bruv."
 

benjybars

village elder.
Wiley on religion - "Just wake up and live your life until you're dead. People get excited – 'We don't eat bacon. We don't eat that or this. We eat soya meat sausages. SOYA MEAT SAUSAGES'. Don't hype about bacon or beef or whatever. Fuck's sake bruv."

hahaha.

he just keeps on giving..
 
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