crushes

gumdrops

Well-known member
man, i have a crush.
a baaaad crush.
trying to figure out if im crushing on the notion of crushing or the object of my crushdom itself (it may be both).
how do you get rid of a crush?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I wish I had a crush on someone (although if I did I probably would try and find a more mature way of describing it to make myself feel better) - it's exciting and fun, at least that's how I remember it. I guess there is also a frustrating aspect to it but I'm not seeing that at the moment, the grass is always greener I guess.
 

you

Well-known member
man, i have a crush.
a baaaad crush.
trying to figure out if im crushing on the notion of crushing or the object of my crushdom itself (it may be both).
how do you get rid of a crush?

get to know him/her
 

grizzleb

Well-known member
Do what I do and bottle up your emotions and feelings of desire and never let them out. You'll quickly turn into a bitter, old before your time husk of a person.
 

Client Eastwood

Well-known member
Make them a mixtape.

That me laugh. Its one of the things I used to do. On cassette of course. If I got one back sooner or later then it was all good. The content doesn't matter but the effort does. Esp when that last track fits/fades out into the that last minute of the tape. That's a lot of dedication.
 

slowtrain

Well-known member
Do what I do and bottle up your emotions and feelings of desire and never let them out. You'll quickly turn into a bitter, old before your time husk of a person.

I'll see this suggestion and raise you: wait so long before making any attempt to get to know to them that they start to become really close to other people in your lectures, making any attempt to sit by them now impossible.....
 
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droid

Guest
You can only have crushes up to your mid-twenties at most. Any older and its creepy obsession territory. If you're pushing 40 you're a dirty old man.
 

Dr Awesome

Techsteppin'
Take anonymous photos of your genitalia and leave them in places where the crushee will happen to notice them, like in her (or his, jus' sayin') letterbox, or under the front door.

It's bound to work.
 

paolo

Mechanical phantoms
I have a crush on a girl at work. Everyone else in my department has been urging me to ask her out but I think it'd be weird to do that to someone you work with :eek:

She's leaving in a few weeks (she's a temp) :cool:

Also, the sonr 'Orange Crush' by REM is ace
 

john eden

male pale and stale
I have a crush on a girl at work. Everyone else in my department has been urging me to ask her out but I think it'd be weird to do that to someone you work with :eek:

Sorry to be sickening, but...

I did that about thirteen years ago and am still very pleased I did when I wake up next to said ex-co-worker every morning. :)
 

matt b

Indexing all opinion
Yeah, my wife was a temp in the library I worked at 11 years ago.


Our dept forced us together.
 
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