dreams - they're weird, innit?

catalog

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I dream about mexican vice magazine, an article about people hibernating, you pass your hand over the ground, a few inches above it, feel to see if there is any disturbance in air pressure. Then brush away the mud and sand and there's a kind of small trap door, two small doors. You open them. They're on a hinge and its all clogged with mud and sand. Filled in. You open it and theres more mud and sand. You pull it out of the way and there is
what looks like dead worms. You pull that and its actually hair. You pull the face up. Theres nothing for a bit. Then they wake up and start gasping for air.
 

catalog

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Dream on the night of being unwell. 3rd march 2010. Was with m and i think g's husband who was called h. Getting drunk downstairs while the parents slept then gowri was complaining about the noise we were making. Then we decided to have eggs to eat there was no pan so we put a plate on the hob. All the egg started to spill out but we
continued to put more in. Then it was cooking but all the egg was dripping down on to the cooker. Its was all black but we still ate it.
 

catalog

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Dreams recently... People from the past who I cared little for ignoring me. I dreamt I was somewhere waiting for M and when she arrived she was wearing a kind of royal blue outfit that had wiring around the middle so that it sort of bowed out. I said her name but she did not hear so I touched her on her arm and she turned around to acknowledge me but rather uneasily like she was ashamed to know.me .what does it mean? Skint as usual these days not enough money till pay day usual shit
 

catalog

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Are you seriously going to see a girl now yeah? Why dont you dress yourself up properly. She live here? Nah e2 innit. Haggerston. You got a bail meeting? What you got a bail meetin for? HSG. Hsg whats that. Handling stolen goods. Basically yeah i was at station yeah. Have you got cautioned yeah. I used ma nans oyster card. Disabled innit. And what she reported you? Nah man bus driver saw it. You been bumming people. You been taking it up the bum. So what you been doing. Where you been. How come i aint seen you. Try opening your eyes. You know ben. Yeah i fell out big time with him on friday. Why. He just winding me up yeah... Nah i hurt my leg innit. Rest. Back in the day i had a game gear yeah. Game boy. Nah it was sega you mean game cube. Nah sega game gear. I even remember all of the referees names... You know p fernandes... Funny wat shit you remember...
 

catalog

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Im on fucking stuck in traffic on carling hall lane. I said to her just remember who bought you your taxi and everything and she ant texted back about that so we'll see.
 

luka

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version said we should chop corpseys dick off
craner said we should chop corpseys dick off
eden said we should chop corpseys dick off
now
all of thme said they got the order from a dream

should we defer to the power fo dream>
or should we apply reason
theres no easy answer
 

luka

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id incline towards privelging the dream and chopping it off
but i can understand there are persuasive reasons to not
snip it off
 

catalog

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Back and forth back and forth up dark black roads and tunnels back and forth from one hell to another hell to hell again. Black tunnels nowhere places one hell to another. Emotions scrubbed red raw with all the horrible things said. Tired sick feelings. Like someone has cut all your skin off with a knife or a razor or a cheese grater and then they're making incisions into your flesh, taking all the flesh off making big lacerations into the flesh down to the bone, peeling all the flesh away from the bone then actually scraping into the bone itself. Like i was doing to the chicken today to make sandwiches.
 

catalog

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R really has got a huge arse perhaps the biggest i have ever seen in my life. She is like annie in misery. Her arse is as wide as the table and she is covered in sweat and warts and boils. But shes nice i listened to her all night and she gave me a crunchie.
 

catalog

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Drunk in the bath i come up with the next big shave. An idyllic bath, music candles etc. Whiskey. Let the water out. Have. A pee. Oh my god so nice. Fart. Make dat sound. Oh. Oh. And then. Too late to stop it. Shit. Properly shit. Make all the sounds. The release oh so good. And then a shot of the lump of shit floatin down the bathtub. And then. He picks it up. Oh my god its so beautiful. So perfectly formed. Eats it. Devours it. All into mouth and spurting out of mouth and into cheeks. Picks up more. Face full of shit. Cut. Some sort of logo akin to viet 67. Maybe a handshake.? Is this the strongest note yet or am i just drunk.
 

william_kent

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Drunk in the bath i come up with the next big shave. An idyllic bath, music candles etc. Whiskey. Let the water out. Have. A pee. Oh my god so nice. Fart. Make dat sound. Oh. Oh. And then. Too late to stop it. Shit. Properly shit. Make all the sounds. The release oh so good. And then a shot of the lump of shit floatin down the bathtub. And then. He picks it up. Oh my god its so beautiful. So perfectly formed. Eats it. Devours it. All into mouth and spurting out of mouth and into cheeks. Picks up more. Face full of shit. Cut. Some sort of logo akin to viet 67. Maybe a handshake.? Is this the strongest note yet or am i just drunk.

Was this while you were reading Joyce?
 
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