right wing MILFS

[luka]

i can do it for you actually if you want im pretty bored or we could get everyone on dissensus to help. in fact thats exactly the sort of group project we need. make craner famous

 

[craner]

These things hardly ever work for me and then I feel degraded and dirty afterwards.

 

[luka]

well you have to treat the internet like a game

 

[craner]

That's very true and wise.

 

[craner]

 

[luka]

dont worry Oliver i smashed his face in for you

 

[craner]

It never occurred to me that I was using the wrong blogging platform. It's like when your mum has brought you a new pair of trainers and you walk into school full of yourself, but they're the wrong brand so you just get ridiculed.

 

[luka]

tbf you should have seen which way the wind was blowing once poetix and dc miller both switched to medium

 

[Leo]

This is how it's supposed to work, isn't it? I mean, it won't for me, but this is the kind of desperate, shameless self-promotion you're meant to do these days, right? I hate it.

Clearly not American, completely second nature for us to do this sort of stuff.

 

[craner]

tbf you should have seen which way the wind was blowing once poetix and dc miller both switched to medium

This is so depressing.

 

[craner]

Why should I use Medium, then? What difference does it make?

 

[craner]

@Corpsey would you read me on Medium?

 

[woops]

These things hardly ever work for me and then I feel degraded and dirty afterwards.

i feel like you could be talking about almost anything here

 

[craner]

Do you think I'm using the wrong platform @woops?

 

[sus]

Medium sux don't listen to Luka. Distinctly uncool

 

[craner]

Now I'm even more confused.

 

[sus]

The only remotely "hip" platforms are non-platforms. Github pages with a monospaced font. Self-hosted markdown files.

But look. That's a lot of work. You don't wanna do that, and losing out on an ecosystem like Wordpress comes with its own costs.

I feel your pain. But there is no magic bullet. Marshall McLuhan aside, it doesn't matter who hosts you. H

 

[sus]

ave you tried writing about events that are actually current instead of those that, y'know, happened over a decade ago and the whole world forgot about

 

[sus]

Write about James Cordon getting a good bumming with a toilet brush, that'll get hits

 

[sufi]

Medium sux don't listen to Luka. Distinctly uncool

Now I'm even more confused.

substack is the one at the moment https://substack.com/ (not even being sarcastic)