Conspiracy Competition. I lay down the gauntlet.

sufi

lala

sufi

lala
... while entirely failing to contribute anything positive to the discussion, or evidence anything about "most doctors", "these people" etc
 

luka

Well-known member
Reading for pleasure is 'research' now? According to what definition?

You're just embarrassing yourself at this point. Research is fundamentally a concept from science and by your own admission you hate science and know nothing about it. You telling me what research is would be like me lecturing you on the history of urban music.

are you actually insane? you do realise people study literature in universities?
 

sufi

lala
Conspiracy theorists are everywhere

a tireless campaign over four years by the two sisters both to find out what happened to their younger brother and to make sure that the world knew. Revelations along the way led to the jailing of one police officer and one community support officer for misconduct in public office and the dismissal of two other constables. ...

They got this far, says Moores, because the authorities originally misjudged them. “They thought these two sisters were going to be fobbed off with a few words. We were not the foreigners that they thought. Maybe we can tell them what to believe and they will go away. But we fought for this. We were there all the time. Every meeting they asked us to go to. We read every report.”

And it’s not over. The sisters claim the council also failed Ebrahimi and they are calling it to account too. “The main reason the police thought this was because the council said that Bijan was the troublemaker,” explains Moores. “They could have moved him to a better place. But they blamed him for the trouble because he wasn’t white.”

“We knew their action was pure racism,” says Khayatian. “And that encouraged us to fight for it."https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-of-bijan-ebrahimi-on-their-fight-for-answers
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
are you actually insane? you do realise people study literature in universities?

Lolwhut. Is that what 'studying literature' means? Reading, and that's it? If you're synthesizing new ideas then yes, that's research. You remember my girlfriend has a PhD in David Jones, right? That's not the same thing as learning about Shakespeare by reading books on Shakespeare, or learning about cancer by reading about cancer. You're using 'research' as a synonym for 'learning'. Research means coming up with new knowledge.
 
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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Wonderfully ironic to see the ranting fabulists lining up to have a crack at the conspiracy theorists, while spouting un-evidenced poppycock about chemtrails & home made cures and conspiracies of maverick charlatans while accusing all and sundry of being too thick to see the truth,

Hilarious nonsense about "meta-resaerch" https://duckduckgo.com/?q=desk+research&t=ffab&ia=about~https://duckduckgo.com/?q=SEVCONDARY+RESARCH&t=ffab&ia=about if it wasnt so nastily patronising.

What are you even talking about? SEVCONDARY RESEARCH? Have you had too much covfefe today?
 

luka

Well-known member
The problem is you're not very bright or rather the problem is you refuse to accept you're not very bright which means you don't listen which means you remain not very bright, that is to say, dim
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Being called dim by someone who can't distinguish between learning and research, that's a good one. Did you think you'd "discovered" France the first time you ever went to France, too?

And whose dictionary are you appealing to here? Is it Daddy's, by any chance?
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I've also enjoyed being told I'm 'not making a positive contribution to the thread' by someone whose tactic of first resort is cheap mockery and ad-homs.

(keeping rank company there john)

Are you quite sure you're being enough a sanctimonious prick?
 

luka

Well-known member
i preferred the personable mild mannered humble tea. can we have that one back please? wht have you done with him?
 

luka

Well-known member
I cant help thinking of when droid reached out to tea to ask if he was alright lol classic dissensus moment but also are you alright cos you never used to be so obnoxious. I know i can be but I've sort of calmed down over the years whereas youve gone the other way.
Stress? Drugs? Drink? Drink can seriously destabilise mood I've found even if you're not a binge drinker
 

john eden

male pale and stale
If this had been a music thread, where I was saying that all hip hop was shit after "36 Chambers" I would rightly have been taken to task for making a sweeping generalisation. But by page 8, people would have posted about a whole bunch of links to hip hop tunes to prove me wrong.

On this thread, the only thing the pro-CS people have posted about as a concrete example is this:

But 911 was a conspiracy, so of course there are lots of books about it. Murderers conspired to blow up planes and buildings.Are you saying that the alternative theories have too much weight, or money? I think you are bigging them up out of proportion. With your talk of icebergs. I think you got lost on the internet.

Yes, 911 was a conspiracy by Al-Qaeda to kill American people by running planes into significant buildings. We can get bogged down by semantics about whether or not that is still a theory.

The conspiracy theories I am talking about are the alternative explanations which involve explosions inside the building, the planes being a mirage, the deaths of thousands of people somehow being directly ordered by the american government etc. A subcultural field which thrives on coming up with the most "creative" and wide ranging explanations as possible.

And so to Hillsborough. Hillsborough was a conspiracy between elements of the ruling class (top cops, politicians, the media) to demonise working class football fans in order to obscure the police and Hillsborough ground management's culpability in the death of nearly 100 innocent football fans.

The painstaking quest for justice by the victims' families has taken nearly 30 years.

The question for you lot is, would the approach taken by 911 truthers, illuminati chasers, David Icke lizard cabal types, etc have helped or hindered the campaign for justice?

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark which is that Sufi and Luka love the idea of being all renegade and want there to be a thriving zone of mad ideas that make fusty old rationalists very uneasy. But they can't post any concrete examples of conspiracy theories (as they are widely understood) or theoreticians, or websites. Because they know that either these things are a load of bollocks or that they are connected to some properly dodgy shit.

Luka asked me upthread whether I was doing anything about this. And the answer to that is having this discussion is doing something about it. And despite all the teenage whining about shutting down discussion and censorship, this is actually quite a good grown up discussion where people can't just say "well that's just your opinion maaaaaaaan".

I also support the following organisations who I believe are explicitly or implicitly trying to counteract bullshit conspiracy theorising:

Rationalist Press Association
Humanists UK
Novara Media
Housmans Bookshop (by buying books there, but also through helping to fund their renovations a while back)

None of this lot are perfect.

Also if I am out and about and I see a 911 truther sticker on a lamp post or in a pub toilet I tear them down as I would with a fash sticker.
 
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DannyL

Wild Horses
Good post John. I laughed a little at Sufi's comments that we'd somehow chosen the "wrong" examples - wrong because they collapse the waveform of wacky theorising and "is it/isn't true" YOU CAN NEVAH KNOW 4 SURE into events involving real dead people and all the grief and horror that entails. It reminds me of martial arts demos I've seen where the instructor gets clocked and chastises the student for attacking him the "wrong way".

it's probably worth mentioning that false flag/conspiracy reasoning has become a kind of default for a lot of people - a stand in for actually thinking. There are some in circulation about the London Bridge attacks and Grenfell Tower. Apparently the LB attacks were "very convenient" for the Tories. I don't see this as a celebration of human creativity and ingenuity, more the opposite - rank stupidity.
 

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
If this had been a music thread, where I was saying that all hip hop was shit after "36 Chambers" I would rightly have been taken to task for making a sweeping generalisation. But by page 8, people would have posted about a whole bunch of links to hip hop tunes to prove me wrong.

On this thread, the only thing the pro-CS people have posted about as a concrete example is this:

I'm on the anti-conspiracy theory side of this argument, but the Protocol of Sevres and parts of COINTELPRO are examples of real life examples of the sorts of things conspiracy theorists claim are happening.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
I'm on the anti-conspiracy theory side of this argument, but the Protocol of Sevres and parts of COINTELPRO are examples of real life examples of the sorts of things conspiracy theorists claim are happening.

Yup. The recent Spycops scandal in the UK would be another example (which again has a victims' campaign methodology which is more similar to Hillsborough than to David Icke).

But these are all quite boring compared to what Luka was aiming for, I think.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
i preferred the personable mild mannered humble tea. can we have that one back please? wht have you done with him?

You and sufi might start by engaging with some of the ideas I'm putting forward, rather than just flinging insults at me.

And I'm still waiting for you to explain who or what 'Daddy' is supposed to be. You're the one who's always banging on about him.
 
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