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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I...saw...your mum
she opened up her legs, I gave her one
it was fantastic
but the baby was a spastic
 

luka

Well-known member
i havent.
what about if you get a Troop trainer and cut it open in some elaborate way you will find KKK written in it. maybe this is why you never see Troop trainers about anymore
 

alex

Do not read this.
did anyone used to do this, you make a circle with your finger and thumb and if u put it below your waist and you say 'oi xxxx, look!' and they look at it you get to punch them. but they can reverse it by not looking at it and putting their finger through it, then they get to punch you, also it doesnt work unless its below the waist, thats also a fail and they get to punch you
 

slowtrain

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did anyone used to do this, you make a circle with your finger and thumb and if u put it below your waist and you say 'oi xxxx, look!' and they look at it you get to punch them. but they can reverse it by not looking at it and putting their finger through it, then they get to punch you, also it doesnt work unless its below the waist, thats also a fail and they get to punch you

Used to do this. It was on malcom in the middle.

Never heard of the putting your finger in it though, thats a bit homo.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
did anyone used to do this, you make a circle with your finger and thumb and if u put it below your waist and you say 'oi xxxx, look!' and they look at it you get to punch them. but they can reverse it by not looking at it and putting their finger through it, then they get to punch you, also it doesnt work unless its below the waist, thats also a fail and they get to punch you

I know someone well into his twenties who still does this. He posts here. He knows who he is.
 

alex

Do not read this.
does he still get you with it when you see him?

posted this on twitter cause this thread reminded me, but in my school there was a rumour going round that kel from keenan and kel died. strong rumor too, i fully believed it.

also, bulldog!
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I'm sure everyone knew someone who knew someone who was in the same class as that kid at another school who committed 'pencil suicide' during an exam...
 
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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
i havent.

Have a look, it's pretty good.

All of the trays in our canteen were dark brown wood except one, which was still brown, but slightly lighter. This was the gay tray, and if it was top of the pile when you came to the stack, you were obliged to use it. This usually meant losing your dinner, as you would be decked (qv). Taking the normal, presumably straight, tray from underneath it was even worse. You were then "gay scared" (a kind of state of beyond gayness) and got a beating behind the stage curtains. One boy got set up with the gay tray every day for a week, until he was caught throwing it into the skip during break. The preferred interpretation of this was that he was on a secret date with the gay tray.
 

Slothrop

Tight but Polite
Suddenly pointing and shouting "hey look it's a naked man!"

Anyone (male) who turns to look is clearly gay.
 

luka

Well-known member
raps was shit. what a stupid game., i always refused to play that. fuck someone hitting my knuckle with a deck of cards.
 

slowtrain

Well-known member
I don't know raps but it sounds like that game 'pick up 52' which was not actually an enjoyable card game
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I assume that raps was the game we used to call Scabby Queen. Basically you took out all the royals except the Queen of Spades and everyone threw away pairs until someone was left with the eponymous Scabby Queen. That person then cut the pack to find out how many and what kind of brutal smashes on the knuckles they got from the first person to go out. If I remember correctly black indicated raps and red indicated scrapes. Either could send you to hospital if the wrong guy was giving them in a large enough number.
 
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