Abstract:

This release is an eclectic presentation of music approached with the explicit goal of pushing the science of electronic music in novel, unusual, and perhaps unpredictable directions—a science hereby defined in this context as “electroneology”. A massive variety of influence is alluded to in this work; the research stems from and includes reformulations of both familiar and obscure aesthetics, making the results generally accessible and informative to those aware of any number of components which constitute the wide field of party electronix. Much like rational molecular design, the interfaces which bind to the listener have been modified and rearranged for augmented psychological and physiological effects. Due to the unique meta/physical composition of each individual, there will be variance in how it impacts users' neurological and asomatous systems. Detailed experiential feedback from participants is encouraged as well as commentary and constructive critique from peers similarly involved in this arena of study.

 

computer_rock

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Abstract:

This release is an eclectic presentation of music approached with the explicit goal of pushing the science of electronic music in novel, unusual, and perhaps unpredictable directions—a science hereby defined in this context as “electroneology”. A massive variety of influence is alluded to in this work; the research stems from and includes reformulations of both familiar and obscure aesthetics, making the results generally accessible and informative to those aware of any number of components which constitute the wide field of party electronix. Much like rational molecular design, the interfaces which bind to the listener have been modified and rearranged for augmented psychological and physiological effects. Due to the unique meta/physical composition of each individual, there will be variance in how it impacts users' neurological and asomatous systems. Detailed experiential feedback from participants is encouraged as well as commentary and constructive critique from peers similarly involved in this arena of study.

think you're looking for this mate:
http://www.dissensus.com/showthread.php?9116-The-press-release-hall-of-shame-thread
 

hmmm just over 9 hours, longer than i originally thought it would take for someone to post that considering how obvious it was! no offense computer_rock :p someone had to step up ;)

if anyone wants to post it there i encourage that. it's not really meant to be taken seriously, seeing as it's a joke on publishing an article in an academic journal. very deadpan in its jokery though, which always gets people.
 
of course... it would be absurd that anyone react in the most predictable manner while taking it at surface value ;)

in any case, you helped me realize that it needs to be a bit more over the top to ensure that nobody takes it too seriously. so i'm adding this bit before the abstract summary :::

"The latest study to be published in the prestigious Scientificultural Journal of Tleilaxucore!! Obscure aesthetics and pretentious academia at it's finest!"

thanx for being my witty lil focus group
 
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