did u pull last night?


Well-known member

A - I was spurned by the Brooklyn Culture Mafia.
B - I was ostracized from my friend group for microaggressions to a Halal cart worker
C - I wanted to be with people of my own race
D - the rent was too damn high, the square footage too low, and no reason to stay in a shoebox during Wuhan Killer Sneeze

yeah, definitely A.