IdleRich

IdleRich
I do like a nice argument. Sometimes I have been known to argue some fairly tenuous points from weak positions but here I got absolutely nothing to work with.
The other day V was moaning about how I lounge around, she said that when I sit I slouch so low, that it's not just lying but a new way of sprawling that is even more relaxed and lazy looking. I can't describe it better cos, although she invited me to see what she was moaning about by looking in the mirror, that would have required me to turn my head, something I wasn't really in the mood for just then.
But the main point, I am often to be found lying about, can I in all honesty deny being a layabout?
 

william_kent

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I haven't actually done a tune of the day today, just been replying to some slacker's posts, but this has just come on and I'm going to nominate as my tune of the day...


Maurice - This Is Acid

"acid is so unique, you just have to move your feet"
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I haven't actually done a tune of the day today, just been replying to some slacker's posts, but this has just come on and I'm going to nominate as my tune of the day...


Maurice - This Is Acid

"acid is so unique, you just have to move your feet"
I have that tune as the b-side of the poignantly titled I Gotta Big Dick
 

william_kent

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I have that tune as the b-side of the poignantly titled I Gotta Big Dick

reminds me of this VERY unfortunate Brazilian TV appearance on what looks like a pre-teen children's show


Gillette - Short Dick Man

"don't want no short dick man!"

"eeny weeeny, teeny weeny shrivelled little short dick man"

"what in the world is that fucking thing?"

"that has got to be the smallest dick i have ever seen in my whole life, get the fuck outta here!'

"isn't that cute, an extra belly button!"

"you need to put your pants back on honey"


I know there may be a language barrier, but seriously what the fuck were they thinking!
 
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IdleRich

IdleRich
That's crazy, I love that the performers have no qualms about going for it all the way. I suppose you either drop out altogether or you go full throttle...
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Yeah sure... that clip reminded me of this one with Bobby Conn although he did in fact change the chorus about giving head and cut the line about being fucked in the ass... though at the end the presenter seemingly tries to catch him out strangely enough.
In the end I feel negotiated a pretty good path which got across his message but meant he could not be accused of any outright profanity (as our strange but likable American cousins tend to call it)

 

william_kent

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edit: for context I deleted a comment I made about the lyrical content of "short dick man" being mild compared to the majority of baile funk ( which normally deals with themes of anal sex )

edit: i'm extremely drunk, but still aware of the threat of "cancellation"
 
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