luka

Well-known member
the last time the lads were together Jim said in a jocular fashion what does she see in you craner
and he waggled his eyebrows in an insinuating manner and did some alarming pelvic thrusts and said
'experience'
 

luka

Well-known member
me and wash your hands are going to meet martin in a municipal park in bromley or bexleyheath, facing a dry fountain full of dead leaves, and in solemn silence we will drink 33 heineiken cans the we will go our seperate ways, not a word spoken
 

luka

Well-known member
wash your hands is going to squeeze my bicep at pivotal point, that will be it. nothing more.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
me and wash your hands are going to meet martin in a municipal park in bromley or bexleyheath, facing a dry fountain full of dead leaves, and in solemn silence we will drink 33 heineiken cans the we will go our seperate ways, not a word spoken
Martin and WYH exist in parallel and therefore non-intersecting planes of reality.
 

sus

Moderator
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Dead.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Fred claimed he was introduced to sex by his mother at 12, to have engaged in acts of bestiality with animals in his early teens, and that his belief in incest being normal stemmed from his father's incest with Fred's sister
Rose also had a history of incestuous sex from an early age. They found each other and, well, it all went disastrously wrong from there - but if it hadn't it could have been a lovely story of two broken people mending each other, triumphing over adversity and so on. Pity.
 
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