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catalog

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"I, The Archivist, know not to forget the long shadows cast by the searing light of the past. My recklessness as a younger man, shall too cast darkness over my legacy. Now boy go, the hadron gunner ship, the galaxy needs you. In time I shall join you, but for now, I must erase the mushroom sick from my mother's carpet"
Have you really written 20k words?
 

sadmanbarty

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"Oh no! The ship's been hit! The proton projector's down! We could fire back with the laser cannon, but version's brother's goaded another boy into sticking it up his own ass!"
 

catalog

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Well done lad. And it's a space opera you say. Sounds delightful, when this is all over we can have it performed
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
The most mental things my brother's done are chopping the end of his mate's finger off with a machete at a house party, attempting to steal a parrot from some sort of religious community in a forest in Eastern Europe and getting chased with dogs, cars and all sorts, getting his dick tattooed and tasering a crack dealer in his own caravan at a woodland rave.
 

luka

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The most mental things my brother's done are chopping the end of his mate's finger off with a machete at a house party, attempting to steal a parrot from some sort of religious community in a forest in Eastern Europe and getting chased with dogs, cars and all sorts, getting his dick tattooed and tasering a crack dealer in his own caravan at a woodland rave.
All Australians are like that.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
The Finger

Everyone was drunk, rolling etc and the guy was just like "I've always wanted to cut one of my fingers off", my brother said he'd do it, they drew a line in marker pen just above his second knuckle and my brother was so fucked he botched it and cut through the end of his finger, like diagonally through his fingernail. The guy carried the tip around in his wallet for a couple of days and refused to go the hospital and, iirc, my brother got suspended from Facebook for uploading the vid and photos.

The Parrot

I can't remember where he was exactly, but he was at some crusty festival somewhere with a load of mates, stumbled across this parrot in a knackered cage in the woods and decided to go back that night to set it free as he's a big animal rights proponent. When he went back, it started screeching and making loads of noise and all the people came running out of the encampment/school/whatever it was with torches, dogs and someone was tearing around in a big jeep thing. He legged it through the woods with his mates and lay in a load of bushes for what felt like hours then cautiously made his way back to where they were staying and decided not to go back for the parrot.

The Dick Tattoo.

He just got a massive tattoo across his crotch which extends right down his dick.

The Crack Dealer

He was at some DIY rave thing in the woods somewhere, ended up smoking crack behind this caravan after the guy inside sold him some then flipped out, ran in and tased/shocked the guy with this taser/stun gun thing people had been pissing about with. Apparently his mates had to drag him away and spend a good while calming the bloke down to stop him kicking the shit out of him.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
He's not Australian, but he fucked himself up pretty badly falling asleep in the sun over there. I've never seen anything like it. It looked more like an allergic reaction to a bee sting or a broken face than sunburn. His whole head was swollen up, eyes swollen shut. Apparently any movement was agony as he couldn't bear to have anything touch his skin.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wPg1tNEWmo

Callum Russ
1 year ago
I just want to jump back into this world.
To get lost again.
Like I did when I was younger.

Sharan Verma
6 months ago
The real world is not gonna let you do that!😔

King Parkour5 months ago

@Sharan Verma exactly

little ticked off
5 months ago
Fuck were getting old bro......
 

luka

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I was about 33 when I first got lost in it. It even made me want to cook dishes like cabbage and apple stew. Magical game.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
NohateNohype NohateNohype
9 maanden geleden
I can almost smell the Sunday chicken wafting from the kitchen at around 3 in the afternoon, mum humming and cooking with the radio bucking the Tony Williams show , me up and down in my Bauer’s and leg warmers (all when sun ah beat)
The rastaman dem opposite on the wall reasoning loud and animatedly beating a chalice and I stare in amazement at how much smoke would come from their noses lolol
I would have been 7 - 8 yrs old at that time
I am now 44 and this song totally embodies my beautiful happy analogue childhood
In mid 80’s south London
Peace and love to all !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f324Xs0C3hA
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
The most mental things my brother's done are chopping the end of his mate's finger off with a machete at a house party, attempting to steal a parrot from some sort of religious community in a forest in Eastern Europe and getting chased with dogs, cars and all sorts, getting his dick tattooed and tasering a crack dealer in his own caravan at a woodland rave.
sounds like your brother is steve-o? what did he tattoo on his dick?
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
sounds like your brother is steve-o? what did he tattoo on his dick?
He was a huge Jackass, Dirty Sanchez and Dudesons fan. And he got "GUILLOTINE" tatted across the top of his crotch with this weird pattern extending down his dick from the base of the letters.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
He was a huge Jackass, Dirty Sanchez and Dudesons fan. And he got "GUILLOTINE" tatted across the top of his crotch with this weird pattern extending down his dick from the base of the letters.
:crylarf: oh man

hope he doesn't regret it!
 
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