ImNot sure I think the look originated with some singer songwriter. Not sure who. That T-shirt is really long and possibly has a couple of ‘distressed’ holes in it. Skinny jeans, no socks and slip ons or flip flops
 

Leo

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actually, I looked at the photo again and everything I said is wrong. that's the ideal he's aiming for but doesn't actually live that life. aspirational.
 

Leo

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still, he's the only one at the table who doesn't work in an office, so there's that.

also the only one not drinking beer, another sign of his independence.
 
He’s assertive but doesn’t dominate the conversation, he’s inclusive. So inclusive that after asking you for a light he realises you’re alone and invites you to sit down. You think fuck it and join the table. The banter is basic but they laugh at you and he calls you a legend more than once so you tolerate them for an hour before making an excuse and leaving. He asks for your number “you should join us again for a few bevs man, we’re always causing havoc here on Sundays”. The next Sunday afternoon you get a text from an unknown number that reads “lagers in greenwich right now.” You ignore it.
 

Leo

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but he's not the organizer of the get togethers, loosely affiliated with the group but doesn't need them, has other unspecified things he often does instead. that's what makes his appearances so special, because he's got other things happening and everyone at the table lucked out that he joined them for drinks today.
 

Leo

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when they post about it on instagram ("insta"), his presence will be prominently noted.
 

luka

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It's lagers in Stratford today. Tasting delicious in the sun. God bless Stratford, the centre of the universe.
 

luka

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Bought a few weird looking foreign ones from Eastern Europe hopefully they don't poison me.
 

luka

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Off to a beach bar away from the centre of Brighton to meet my brother. Maybe some Yakatori later but it's a cramped restaurant, probably thick with covid fomites. Should I?

Be a man. Don't shy away from danger like a startled horse. Run towards it.
 
Be a man. Don't shy away from danger like a startled horse. Run towards it.

My brother is a full-on Ickeist, king John III, scamdemic believer. He dines widely at the conspiracy buffet. So he couldn't care less.

I know what the fucker can do though, even to a committed sun-worshipping carnivore bodybuilder like myself. Nothing! Hah! Bring on the chicken skins and pork belly.
 
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