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IdleRich

IdleRich
That indeed sounds as though it lives up to the title of the thread. I guess this is what you get when you can self-publish on Kindle or whatever (I'm guessing this was self-published). I saw another one a year or so back about some insane conspiracy theory. I suppose it makes sense that when the barriers to getting a book out there one of the first groups of people to take advantage will be conspiracy theorists cos normally they've been desperately trying to get their stuff heard by everyone for years already.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
There's a moderately famous self-published book by some guy who saw Led Zeppelin on the 1977 North America tour. I think he smoked a load of extremely strong hash before seeing the band and was convinced that Jimmy Page was quite literally summoning demons during the theremin solo in 'Whole Lotta Love' (when in fact all he was summoning was the strength and coordination to stand up, given how much smack he was on at that point, and only barely). He subsequently conceived the idea that Page was the 'most dangerous man in the world' and wrote a whole book about him as a sort of 'exposé' or warning to the world, and published it himself at huge personal expense. I dunno what it was called or the man's name, though - ring a bell for anyone here?

Cool idea for a thread, anyway.
 

DannyL

Wild Horses
I had for a while a book by Oscar Kiss Maerth (great name!) called The Beginning Was the End which claimed that human evolution and intelligence was due to cannibalism, specifically tribal people's eating each other's brains. According to Wiki, these insights came from his own meetings with cannibals in Java and eating ape brains in Chinese restaurants in South East Asia! And of course, "insight" gained via meditation. Why on earth did I get rid of that. What a fool.
 
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luka

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This is the introductory text of a series of thirty-two books called "the God Series" in which the most ancient secret society in the world – the Pythagorean Illuminati – reveal, for the first time in the public domain, the "answer to everything".

Read the God Series and you will become a convert to the world's only rational religion – Illuminism, the Pythagorean religion of mathematics that infallibly explains all things and guarantees everyone a soul that is not only eternal but also has the capacity to make each of us a true God.

Logician Kurt Gödel's religion of fourteen rational, logical points is entirely compatible with ontological mathematical Illuminism. Gödel said that the world is rational and materialism is false. He wrote, “I don't believe in empirical science. I only believe in a priori truth.”

Zero is the number of the soul, and the soul has infinite capacity (only zero can contain infinity). Being dimensionless – a mathematical point, an immaterial singularity – the soul is outside the dimensional, material domain of space and time, hence the soul is indestructible, eternal and cannot be detected by any scientific experiment. It is unextended, as required by Descartes’ famous definition of the mind (res cogitans: thinking substance). A soul is an autonomous frequency domain, and it generates space and time via ontological Fourier mathematics, the definitive solution to Cartesian dualism (i.e. unextended mind produces extended matter via basic mathematical operations relating the unextended frequency domain to the extended spacetime domain).

Isn't it time to join the rational and logical? Isn't it time to be Illuminated?
 

luka

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magine a camera that takes pictures of the human soul. Imagine it could detect how good or evil you are. Imagine it could analyze every aspect of your personality. Imagine it could tell you how many times you have been reincarnated. Imagine it could tell you how close you are to achieving gnosis and becoming God!

Imagine that a real secret society already possesses such a camera, which operates in accordance with the inviolable, fundamental principles of the cosmos - six-dimensional mathematical idealism based on three real (space) axes and three "imaginary" (time) axes, creating a six-dimensional arena of complex numbers.

The Paradigm Shift is coming. Humanity is about to enter its divine phase.

The Soul Camera by the Illuminati. Due at the end of 2012.

Mike Hockney, Michael Faust and Adam Weishaupt.

If you have a Jungian extravert sensing feeling personality, you will despise our books - so stay well clear. Equally, if you are an Abrahamist, a conspiracy theorist or a person of low IQ, you will loathe our books. If you are an INTJ or INTP, you are likely to be highly receptive to our message.

Check our reviews in America and the UK - almost all are five stars or 1 star. You will either love us or hate us ... but why bother reading our books if you already know you're going to hate them? Save yourselves the trouble. Find something positive to do with your time. Only losers seek out what they despise in order to confirm to themselves why they despise it.
 
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luka

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This is my first review after reading all of Hockney's books and studying them for the past 10 years.

Mike Hockney's books are a revolution in human thinking - and they strive to enlighten the world. Hockney in fact is the coming revolution. His work is the beginning. The revolution began on the day when Hockney started writing. He is the placeholder for the start of the revolution. Any person who isn’t 100% committed to changing the world after reading Hockney has failed to an extreme degree in understanding the motivation beyond his genius work.

Hockney is playing a Glass Bead game where he synthesizes life through a single concept, which he calls Ontological Mathematics. Luckily for you Hockney’s intellectual journey through the God Game will take you through the very process that made him into the smartest person alive today.

Hockney provides the reader with the very rubric and criteria in becoming a world historic figure. Hockney is an alchemist in the sense that he can change the world. He is literally inspiring our world to go from bad to great, or from evil to good. Like putting poetry to music, Hockney puts action to reason, and ultimately mathematics to life - he performs the truest form of alchemy. He holds the power to not only transform himself, but to inspire and change our world.

When you read Hockney you discover the truth and the answers of life. Like how 2+2=4 Hockney uses math to prove anything from the mind to the soul. In fact math is the system that governs the universe. God in this sense is not a person, but he’s a system - a perfect mathematical system, and it is this very simplistic mathematical system that can provide all answers to all questions.

The God Series ultimately is about exposing the fraud of physical existence, and revealing the sacred truth of life. This book is criminal to the ruling regime. It is an intellectual trojan horse released into the realm of physicality and emotions.

The God Series is the Final Enlightenment. It is a world historic event. You may have not realized it yet, but this series of books has already changed the world!
 

william_kent

Well-known member
Myers Briggs had me down as INTJ so apparently I should be "receptive", but it reminds me of the 'Captain' Bruce Cathie "harmonic" series ( harmonic 33, harmonic 695, harmonic 371244, or the one I own Harmonic 288 - the pulse of the Universe ) where he "examines our concepts of space-time and discusses the harmonics of light and sound, temperature and water, lasers and plant growth and even human health. Strong emphasis is placed on the work of electrical genius, Nicola Tesla, whose research bears out much of Captain Cathie's recent discoveries."

they feature pages of diagrams and equations like this in an attempt to show that there is a world wide magnetic power grid directly associated with UFO sightings - which I'm quite down with, except his delivery just sends me to sleep

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for example I've opened it to a random page and here's what Captain Cathie has to say:

I decided to check with my calculator and see what value could be obtained if the 90-degree quadrant of a meridian was treated as a geometric value of 5400 minutes of arc. When divided by 10,000,000 the answer came to 38.88 geodetic inches. Not much showed up here so I halved it to obtain 19.44 geodetic inches, or one ten-millionth part of 45 degrees. This showed evidence of a harmonic affinity with the gravity reciprocal. If treated harmonically as 19.44 degrees ( or 19.44 inches x 72000 ) the radian is equal to .339292; harmonically equivalent to the circumference value of the earth as a disc. Again harmonically if we divide 21600 by 19.44 we get 11111.111111 which appears to have something to do with unity, but is certainly a strange number. Six times spiral pi, or 6 x 3.24, will also give a value of 19.44. One third of the height of the Great Pyramid of 5832 geodetic inches is equal to 1944 as shown in chapter eight.


but....

looking at the "Mike Hockney" website I think I can safely say the Illuminati have appalling taste in music - the proclaimers? fields of the nephilim? the mission? - is this what counts as illuminated music? Am I missing the coded messages in The Sisters of Mercy? Of course I am because I am not listening to that shit!
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Nope, do you think I should? I've read Hollywood Babylon which is a key text.
By Kenneth Anger? That's a lot of fun. Did you read that blog about Laurel Canyon that a load of read at one point a few years back? There was a lot of overlap in there with the KA book.... which is weird cos I think he made most of it up. He wrote a sequel too which I think is supposed to be even more ridiculous but I've not read it sadly.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
This is the introductory text of a series of thirty-two books called "the God Series" in which the most ancient secret society in the world – the Pythagorean Illuminati – reveal, for the first time in the public domain, the "answer to everything".
The Pythagoreans allegedly murdered the person who first demonstrated that the diagonal of a square of side one could not be writen as a ratio of numbers that they knew about already. In other words the square root of two is irrational. At the time they believed that with the integers, the negative numbers and the rational numbers they had found all the numbers that could possibly exist (leaving aside for a moment what it might mean for a number to exist) so this incontrovertible proof that a further group of irrational numbers existed was a huge challenge to the prevaling orthodoxy. You might have thought though that a society dedicated to mathematical truth would have been interested in studying the connotations of that instead of simply killing the guy and pretending that it had never happened. Especially as the most basic proof of it arises directly from the Pythagoras Theorem - though it was known about long before him anyway, not sure how he got his name on it really.

That story may just be a myth of course but I like the idea that people cared so much that they killed someone cos of a mathematical proof.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Only losers seek out what they despise in order to confirm to themselves why they despise it.
Totatlly worng, that is one of life's great pleasures, you would have thought that someone who had figured out the secxrte of everything would know this.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
looking at the "Mike Hockney" website I think I can safely say the Illuminati have appalling taste in music - the proclaimers? fields of the nephilim? the mission? - is this what counts as illuminated music? Am I missing the coded messages in The Sisters of Mercy? Of course I am because I am not listening to that shit!
Hmmmm, I do like The Sisters, perhaps there is something in this after all?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
The Proclaimers video was the tipping point for me... I can't see that being illuminated music...
The truth is always in the last place you look...

When you think about it, the name seems to have something to say doesn't it? Quite literally. But it is a big strong weighty name. I hate it when there is a band or musicain that I like and they have a boring name. Good bands shouold have good names, if you can't be bothered to think of a decent name then why should I listen to your music? I'm gonna assume that you couldn't be bothered with that either.

Conversely, bad bands should have bad names. Proclaimers should be some kind of soul gospel thing or some righteous fired up dub or at least not some dickheads blithering on about walking five hundred miles. That doesn't need proclaiming, you proclaim something when it's a powerful world shattering truth that everyone needs to hear, not cos you wanna impress some almost certainly made up girl with a distance that you have no intention of walking to get to her. Don't proclaim that, whisper it shamefacedly and then fuck off.

And you're right Kenty, there is no possible way that someone who has unlocked the secets of the universe can like The Proclaimers, it is simply not possible.

Nov 21st What a day! I finally found the key,! I have travelled through dimensions unknown to man, I have stroked the face of God, learned impossible secrets that no man may wot of and expanded my consciousness beyond what I believed possible. I have become an infinite being to which the ominiverse itself is a mere bauble, the Aleph and the Amiga entwiined forever in a wondrous dance of impossible wild beauty. I have made thought tangible and penetrated to its very centre, I've watched C beams glitter in the dark by the Brandenburg Gatte, I am both infinite annd infiniitesimal, one and zero, truth and falsity joined and transcended in me! Anyway, l'm tired after all that, think I will listen to Letter From America and then pull myself off looking at the bangers on page 3.
 
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