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Who loves ya, baby?
I know what happened in this thread. I posted some random's YouTube channel because he had the same name.
 

luka

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Maybe I did something terrible and have no memory of it. I don't think so though cos I remember the night. Talked about craners erotica which he's talked about himself before. Then went to sleep.
 

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Who loves ya, baby?
Perhaps we're looking in the wrong place and it wasn't Craner people were being unkind to. You did say Matthew rubbed his balls on a Juice Box record...
 

luka

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I was banging on a bit I spose. Just trying to burnish the Craner mythology.
 

luka

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Or a
Kind of steamy fantasy piece
About having S-E-X with a fascist lady
 

sadmanbarty

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none of us here apart from craner have ever had sex, so it'd be interesting for us to read about. give us a glimpse into that world.
 

sadmanbarty

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me and luke once had a cuddle. there was a charge to it for sure. hard to say if it was sexual or not.

that german girl on corpse's instagram who works for bmw gave him a kiss on the cheek before leaving. he was a proper gentleman and took her to the airport and everything. carried her bags right up to security. he's still one of hankies in his room. it smells like her perfume. he'll sniff it from time to time. i asked if i could come round to have a go as well, but he said we're not that close. i hear brackles got a sniff in once though.
 

sadmanbarty

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what we want is the unified field theory of craner.

oedipal

central asian birds with big schnozers

italian exploitation films

white suits

a couple of literary references

people who go to posh hotel cocktail bars and talk about middle eastern politics in sexually suggestive ways before shagging on a marble balcony next door to where the ambassador's about to be assassinated

then a weird britishness; faint echoes of steptoe and son or something



all your niches and quirks presented in a single, unified vision
 
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