luka

Well-known member
but i also happen to know Corpsey owns a printer, a really quite good one. very fast and almost silent.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: sus

luka

Well-known member
well, funnily enough he sent me a photo of his stapler the other day. it's one of those really big ones.
 

luka

Well-known member
can punch a staple through 100 sheets at once. like a piece of medieval siege machinery
 
  • Love
Reactions: sus

craner

Beast of Burden
Maybe he's just too embarrassed to tell me what he thinks of my essays to my face, so he makes up all these excuses instead.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I should get a printer.

Except then I'll have a gigantic pile of A4 paper to add to my gigantic piles of unread books.
 

sus

Moderator
Craner do you want a book deal with my press, Not Nothing

I wasn't gonna offer but now I realize this may just be the trick to get Corpsey reading
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
"The capacity for love or friendship always indicates a superior and generous nature, and when we see them in life or art, they always engage our sympathies. They are witness to an expansive being that can in the pursuit of his own happiness encompass the happiness of another. In such a person the perennial tension between the pleasant and the noble seems to disappear. The lover or friend does what he most passionately wants to do and in doing so benefits the friend or the beloved."

this part is very well written! bravo
 

sus

Moderator
Alternatively we could commission "the kind of book Corpsey would like to read," where the rest is your perogative
 
Top