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Who loves ya, baby?
He's not properly Welsh though. His mum's Irish. I should have sent it to his dad instead. He's Welsh.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
Could you record these essays as podcasts Craner?

Luke can sit across from you interjecting with witty poetic bantz.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
Isn't it kind of insane not to have Catherine Zeta Jones as number 1?

She only came second on this one too!

 

Corpsey

call me big papa
"Craner I must stop you there
That sentence was too much to bear
And though I rudely interject
Our motives roughly intersect
Once more I ask you to consider
The message that your prose delivers
And though you tell some pretty tales
Who are the 50 sexiest birds from Wales?"
 

craner

Beast of Burden
"Craner I must stop you there
That sentence was too much to bear
And though I rudely interject
Our motives roughly intersect
Once more I ask you to consider
The message that your prose delivers
And though you tell some pretty tales
Who are the 50 sexiest birds from Wales?"
None of them are famous.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
I went to see A Matter of Life/Death at the BFI not long ago and on the way out I spotted Gary Oldman and friend.

In a moment of madness I shouted "Mr Oldman!" He turned, startled and afraid. I then shook his hand and said something incredibly witty like "I love your work!" Then scuttled away, my cheeks burning with self-reproach, to spend the rest of the evening writhing in agony.
Should have faux-accidentally called Gary Numan instead, he'd have loved that, I bet.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
All my readers came from Dissensus this time, apart from 7 who came from Twitter. Thank you everybody!
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
We've always got your back Craner. Except Corpsey. He doesn't care about you at all.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Although, to be fair to Corpsey, he did help me fix a sentence. Which is the only feedback I've had at all.
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
Well you know I always just moan that you're not writing about sex and shoes any more. You don't need to hear that.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
It's just been an embarrassed silence echoing around the walls of my laptop screen and bouncing around the dome of my skull.
 
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