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Craner the Caterpillar.

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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
"So, Oliver... Can I call you Oliver?"

"You can call me whatever you like, Joe."

"So Oliver, you versus a chimp, who wins?"

"Well, I... Uh... "

"Bull fucking shit, man! That thing will tear your fucking feet off!"

" ... "
I was trying to think of a suitable "Who'd win in a fight, out of..." question, but this is great.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I think Luka would be a good podcast host ala Rogan

Except he's not an idiot like Rogan and that might be the key ingredient.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I'd be so jazzed to listen to Luka interviewing Thirdform for 3 hours (with Young Barty on the buttons pulling up clips of ugly old men wanking).
 

luka

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Barty on the buttons pulling up clips of ugly old men wanking).
he's called Jim Redgewell, that man barty is obsessed with. you can find his videos on xvideos (usually solo wanking, pissing on himself etc) and youtube (really quite disquieting music)

i think @WashYourHands would be into this

 

WashYourHands

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it's ok to piss on yourself and among consenting adults

as for Samantha, you have to worry for the girl

Jim looks a bit Fred West
 

WashYourHands

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Romancing the 4inch flaccid diamond cutter, chair and keyboard all covered in dry jizz smears, chatline bill for 8grand asking every cunt to say "Samanfa". Out on the bus with a trouser pocket cut open for easy access to wank in public. They're out there

Sorry Craner, please continue to joust with the elites
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
"So, Oliver... Can I call you Oliver?"

"You can call me whatever you like, Joe."

"So Oliver, you versus a chimp, who wins?"

"Well, I... Uh... "

"Bull fucking shit, man! That thing will tear your fucking feet off!"

" ... "
That could be a tactical error though, Craner's main weapon is his brain, while the chimp is parading around triumphantly waving his trophy feet I expect Craner to be, well obviously lying on the mat in unimaginable pain, but also conjuring up a brilliant response that will utterly devastate the prematurely celebrating primate.
 
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