Not recommended fresh - they're over 90% water - although you can fry and then freeze.how long do they last? can you freeze mushrooms?
The Emperor's death is depicted unkindly:
Ultima vox eius haec inter homines audita est, cum maiorem sonitum emisset illequae facillius loquebatur, ‘va me, puto concacavi me’.
[This was the last utterance of his to be heard among men, after he let out a sound from that part with which he found it easier to communicate, ‘Oh I think I have shit myself’].
Seneca goes on to remark, Certa omnia con[ca]cavit [He certainly shat up everything else]. If the Emperor had vomited as well, Seneca would surely not have been too delicate to mention it.
Getting ideas for bumping off some scumbag nightclub promoter who cancelled him on short notice a few years ago...?
What can I tell you Leo, I'm not some tedious cultural mafia sheep, I make my own rules.