sadmanbarty

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provincial, suburban romance.

chubby gary barlow. first dance under strip lighting at a school disco. paper plates. mini sausages. pound shop soft drinks.

borrowing dad's oversized shirt to impress the girl. mum "oh doesn't he look handsome".

awkward, though surprisingly poignant losing of virginity. three minutes of embarrassed, flustered bliss.

also an important lesson for everyone. robbie's the 2nd ugliest take that (and there's a sharp drop off from the 3 good looking ones) and yet he's the most prolific shagger. arrogance and charisma is the key fellas.
 

sadmanbarty

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Glacial sex palace reverb.

servicing the ice queen. giant white fur coat. big jangling silver earrings. clear heals.

shagging on a snow tiger carpet.

woman as sports car. cold hearted, 1%er transactional sexuality*.

that chorus is masterful. phonetically erectile.
 

sadmanbarty

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olympic sex. acrobatic sex. pirouetting.

lifting her up. spinning her upside down. marathon sessions. trash the hotel room as you do so. broken lamp bulbs. cutlery on the floor. getting security called on you because of the noise. leaving the curtains open for others to watch/marvel.

performative.

sex that could sound equally appropriate soundtracked by the champions league anthem or the benny hill music.

(i once farted lifting a girl up. wasn't my best moment)
 

sadmanbarty

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it speaks volumes that kartels contribution on the triple bounce riddim was about having sex like a bicycle, while mavado's was called 'hope and pray". the battle for jamaica's soul.

"a clean heart is the answer"
 

sadmanbarty

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the boyish pursuit of sex. girls who make you feel like bart simpson or dennis the menace. make you feel like you're wearing above the knee shorts.

girls with fluttery eye lashes.

summer flirtation.

"woiyoi. woiyai."

"look at me natty, it are me beauty"
 

sadmanbarty

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honorary mention to this. the song doesn't fulfil the promise of the introduction, but what an intro.

reynolds-esque bolbosity in the bass.

"you're going to get it girl"

 

sadmanbarty

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first heard this on driod's radio show. he argued that it was a 21st century discreet music, which i thought was a bit far fetched, but i do think it's pretty.

this is post-marathon cum-down. 5 in the morning. clouds in your vision. you're cradling her. the two of you configured like a yin yang sign watching the sun rise in her eyes. penis still inside, but it's no longer sexual. it's pure rocking sensuality. almost asleep. like an zygote that knows it has to split, but treasuring those last blissful moments of togetherness.
 

sadmanbarty

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penis as umbilical chord.

the morning after. pastel sunshine on her cheeks as you watch her sleep. blue skies. birdsong. white curtains slow dancing in the breeze. stroking the hair out of her face. her eyes open. a kiss.

starting the new day as you ended the last one.
 

sadmanbarty

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posh countryside sex. midsummer murders sex.

driving gloves. "you've been a naughty boy". old etonian men being spanked with paddles. fox hunting role-play.

a richard and judy idea of being saucy.

people so divorced from their physiology and emotions to render sex in the sense that any of us understand it unrecognisable.
 

sadmanbarty

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the androgynous ideal.

playing gay. tranny magic.

this is an incantation far more than it is a song. hypnotism. the wicked witch as a metaphor for the corrupting older woman. those big bosomed italian women who take young whipper snappers under their wing and teach the young boys everything they need to know.

the world as fantasy and fantastical. folkloregy.

that's what sexuality can transform the world to.
 

sadmanbarty

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Mr Tea's theme tune. Girls keen to have an orgasm.

it's important though. women's sexual appetites are far more vivacious than men. they cum quicker (and more). it preoccupies them more. they're better at it. more adventurous.

"Tell me what's on your mind when your tongue's in the pussy"
 

sadmanbarty

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incels

the alt right. frustrated sexuality. maddening and lethal.

feverish wank pits. insomniacs wanking furiously into the early hours. blacked out windows with only the authoritarian, bleak blaring of a computer screen for a light source.

pepe the frog. 4chan. jordan peterson.

the darkness.
 

sadmanbarty

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Sex is like the blues.

a simple, well worn formula, the success of which is based on the charisma, passion and emotion you bring to it.

the talk box really brings out that scooby doo like hunger. those in breaths, like licking his lips before eating a huge sandwich.

that meerkat like excitement and giddiness at what's about to unfold. loony toons unable to contain their enthusiasm.
 
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