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I dunno if it's the same guy, but I've seen a man going to and from the shops on a unicycle and a man going to and from the shops on a hoverboard. Quite like the idea of it being the same bloke and him cycling between odd modes of transport like some people do outfits.
 

catalog

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there were some good comedy moments, like i had to keep checking my phone cos i was technically at work and i would take it out and look at my messages and all the words were just popping out the screen. thankfully nothing i had to respond to.

i kept stopping at every bench, cos i felt very strongly that i should drink some water, then i'd get to the bench, forget why i had stopped, get distracted by the patterns on the wood and the rainbow colours everywhere, then set off again, then get thirsty etc.

cos i walk that route every day now, i pass by a few joggers, dog walkers and fishermen who i normally say hello to, so i was doing that, but being very forthright and giggly, they mustve thought i was mental.

and i was constantly paranoid that i would fall in the canal, but then started to go really near the edge cos when the rain started the ripples were really nice. and then i saw an actual fucking trolley in the canal and it was like this weird ghost or something.

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You have to be careful with Nigerian guinness because there is the real import one and the one they make over here to try and replicate it but its not quite the same

It's only one little change on the bottle that lets you know the difference
 
Big Simon ShelvingPingerCircle. I haven’t actually tried it but I’ve heard only great, fantastic things
 
Maybe I'll try that next time, whenever that'll be. Can't hack it these days, so i'll need to plan ahead, clear calendar of all potential responsibilities and commitments. Book two weeks off work to put one e tab up my arsehole
 
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luka

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I'm so sheltered I didn't know this was a thing. Your arse mucus just dissolves it?
 
There are many neurons all throughout the sphincter and around the gut in general did you know. The theory is that your arse is a shame filled and traumatised place because it gets constantly put down and belittled but its so useful and also rich in serotonin receptors. Once it gets a mere sniff on an e tab it sucks it all up greedily, wee hungry joy starved arsehole cant believe its luck but also distributes generally thereafter
 

catalog

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After I left uni, my mates went to live in Bristol and the next time I saw them, to go out to some club, it was just what they did. No big deal. So I went along with it. It's to do with your arse lining being able to absorb or something I don't know.
 
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