Intoxication log

[william_kent]

I swore off smirnoff years ago - something to do with waking up in a ditch as far as I can recall...

 

[luka]

its reasonably priced

 

[william_kent]

not as cheap as "Glenns", the one I sometimes get asked to purchase on behalf of the urchins lurking outside the local offie ( "please mister? can you?" )

 

[luka]

one of my pishead mates is famous for glens, the reason i get smirnoff is simply that it is not glens

 

[william_kent]

I'd be scared of imbibing Glens, it looks like some industrial concoction that will send you blind

 

[luka]

glen is not even a vodaka name. call it Ivan and we might trust you

 

[william_kent]

Glen is not a name you can trust! Some dickhead with that name once pissed in an empty bottle of Newcastle Brown and offered me a swig...

edit: I might have kneed him in the bollocks in return..

#teenage_drinking_memories

 

[luka]

all you need to know

 

[Mr. Tea]

glen is not even a vodaka name. call it Ivan and we might trust you

Lidl sells a vodka called Putinoff, which is genius.

 

[IdleRich]

Got properly intoxicated last night, woke up by a lake in the middle of nowhere, cut my ear on a cactus. I'm in the doghouse now...

 

[Leo]

I shutter to think what "properly intoxicated" for Rich might entail.

 

[WashYourHands]

Cap in hand, pinky swears all used up

 

[IdleRich]

Yep... gotta go face the music now

 

[craner]

Yep... gotta go face the music now

Down into the dungeon...

 

[linebaugh]

Got properly intoxicated last night, woke up by a lake in the middle of nowhere, cut my ear on a cactus. I'm in the doghouse now...

I got properly intoxicated meeting my buddys very serious partner of a few years for the first time and threw a chunk of cactus at her and cut up her leg

 

[Mr. Tea]

I now feel inadequate for not having an anecdote about cactus-related piss-artistry.

 

[woops]

I now feel inadequate for not having an anecdote about cactus-related piss-artistry.

quite easy to arrange one.

 

[luka]

#johnedenssmashesteasfacewithacactus

 

[Clinamenic]

I've had a five-day head start on Negroni Week, which has officially commenced.

 

[Clinamenic]

Albeit using Aperol instead of Campari, which is a perfectly acceptable concession. I'm no orginalist here, after all. My great uncle still puts dry vermouth in his Manhattans, which I may be open-minded to, despite initial dismissal.