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IdleRich

IdleRich
Next year it's really gonna kick off...
Darren Grimes given a dukedom
Arron Banks made heir to the throne
Still nothing for Cummings until they work out what the rank above God-Emperor of the Universe is.
Some actually do complain about the posthumous knighthood for Epstein but they are dismissed as bitter anti-democratic Remoaners who get worked up about every little thing... and since enemy-of-the-people Carole Cadwalladr was hanged, drawn and quartered people have lost a lot of appetite for that kind of criticism.
 
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IdleRich

IdleRich
Next year it's really gonna kick off...
Darren Grimes given a dukedom
Arron Banks made heir to the throne
Still nothing for Cummings until they work out what the rank above God-Emperor of the Universe is.
Some actually do complain about the posthumous knighthood for Epstein but they are dismissed as bitter anti-democratic Remoaners who get worked up about every little thing... and since enemy-of-the-people Carole Cadwalladr was hanged, drawn and quartered people have lost a lot of appetite for that kind of criticism.
Grayling understood he'd been made a count but he'd misheard.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Cummings will transcend what little still remains of his humanity by merging his body with those of larval sandworms, eventually becoming a monstrous hybrid of man and worm, thereby to rule the known universe for thousands of years.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
I imagine his first week in office would look something like this:

* Announce our first post-Brexit trade deal (with Narnia)
* Declare war on France (by accident)
* Send Putin and Xi our nuclear launch codes as a gesture of goodwill
* Phone Jimmy Carter and congratulate him on his recent election victory over Donald Duck
* Set up an independent UK Space Agency and announce a manned mission to land on the sun
* Revitalise our flagging export economy by pegging sterling to the Pog
 
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