Parliament being 'stormed' by his supporters - a load of fat, wheezing, red-faced men in late middle age, armed with, what - cricket bats?I truly hope there is some kind of insane power struggle with a demented Boris refusing to relinquish the role he was clearly born to. I would love him to be dragged out of number 10 by... what; police? secret service? FSB?
For most prime ministers, the certain knowledge that their premiership is coming to an end sparks a frenetic final effort to complete as much of their policy agendas as possible and secure a legacy. Yet Boris Johnson’s decision to spend his last months thanking supporters at Chequers, holding a wedding party and taking a holiday weeks before his time in Downing St expires is an “enigmatic end for an enigmatic premiership”, according to one of the country’s best-known contemporary historians.