Leo

Well-known member
Hope Tories have more balls than Republicans, who are still subservient to our lead con man.
 

shakahislop

Well-known member
Rishi gets BODIED by truss

he's gone properly hyper and aggressive, its quite jarring to watch, they're usually pretty controlled in these debates. so much contempt in his voice. its like listening to novara
 
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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
I truly hope there is some kind of insane power struggle with a demented Boris refusing to relinquish the role he was clearly born to. I would love him to be dragged out of number 10 by... what; police? secret service? FSB?
Parliament being 'stormed' by his supporters - a load of fat, wheezing, red-faced men in late middle age, armed with, what - cricket bats?

A shit rip-off of what happened in America, just like everything else that happens here these days.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Footage of Johnson's first dance (at this particular wedding anyway). Annoyingly he is a surprisingly good mover


No not really, when he's "dancing" he looks just as much of a cunt as he does when he's talking or hiding in a fridge or rugby tackling tiny school-children.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
It's amazing how much of an arsehole Johnson is. As the Guardian puts it

For most prime ministers, the certain knowledge that their premiership is coming to an end sparks a frenetic final effort to complete as much of their policy agendas as possible and secure a legacy. Yet Boris Johnson’s decision to spend his last months thanking supporters at Chequers, holding a wedding party and taking a holiday weeks before his time in Downing St expires is an “enigmatic end for an enigmatic premiership”, according to one of the country’s best-known contemporary historians.

As far as I can tell he's forgotten that the entire reason he got kicked out on his saggy arse when the deck was so hugely stacked in his favour was cos he was repeatedly dishonest, corrupt, incompetent and lazy, and generally tried to cover up getting busted by lying about it. He pretty much fully believes that he was a beloved and heroic leader unfairly ousted by a coup brought about by an unholy coalition consisting of remoaners, the mainstream media and fuck knows who else. Feeling hard done-by the slobbish lump of bitter blubber is spitefully and idiotically trying to get some sort of revenge by doing absolutely fuck all with his remaining time as though that will do anything more than dollop an extra rancid turd on top of the crusty steaming pile that already made up his time in power.

His last action - or rather lack of action - takes the form of a final wet fart, directed at posterity but which will no doubt end up as yet another soggy brown stain in the dirty crumpled and stretched trousers that spend most of their time round his flabby ankles anyway. Of course I get that he has no agenda to pursue and nothing he particularly wanted to achieve but even so, the pathetic whimper with which he exits is both shocking and entirely predictable.
 
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IdleRich

IdleRich
Yeah, certainly his malign influence will linger for long after he's departed... a lurid shit stain on our democracy that may never be properly cleaned off. As I said elsewhere I think that the idea of truth in the general public sphere has long been completely annihilated, but now, Trump and Bozza have completely destroyed it in parliament too and I can't see how that can ever be repaired. I mean it would be naive to suggest that they were the first politicians to lie but I do think that they both pioneered an approach where they completely shamelessly disregarded the truth and just said what they wanted to be the truth instead. In the past MPs lied in the HofC but they did so cautiously, they weighed up potential gains and losses and their likelihood of being caught - whereas Johnson saw question time as more like one of those stupid panel game shows where you have to tell as many lies as possible without the opposition noticing and the consequences for being caught out are merely a reprimand from David Mitchell (or his wife).
 
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WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
A soiled feeling, unclean, in need of disinfectant. Maggots writhing in rotten cake found under old unwashed crockery. The worst of Britain, beyond a pillock clown goofing, just kept revealing deeper and deeper levels of sociopathic strangeness

He’ll be remembered as a total unit of narcissism, would’ve been put down in previous eras for the sake of communal contrition eg stuffed in a bog, blond bog man has a ring to it

It isn’t enough, the whole gig is fucked. Starmer is a lesser evil but he’s surely an asset being ex CPS head. Devoid of anything useful to think, say, do or implement. Few long terms plans. Medium term? Fucked, fucked, fucked, an autumn and winter of discontent looms large
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
You want to be enveloped by the pale, flabby folds. Mauled by those great sausage-fingers. Feel that hot, drunken, Tory breath, reeking of Ardenne paté and expensive wine, on your neck.
 
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