IdleRich

IdleRich
Next year it's really gonna kick off...
Darren Grimes given a dukedom
Arron Banks made heir to the throne
Still nothing for Cummings until they work out what the rank above God-Emperor of the Universe is.
Some actually do complain about the posthumous knighthood for Epstein but they are dismissed as bitter anti-democratic Remoaners who get worked up about every little thing... and since enemy-of-the-people Carole Cadwalladr was hanged, drawn and quartered people have lost a lot of appetite for that kind of criticism.
 
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IdleRich

IdleRich
Next year it's really gonna kick off...
Darren Grimes given a dukedom
Arron Banks made heir to the throne
Still nothing for Cummings until they work out what the rank above God-Emperor of the Universe is.
Some actually do complain about the posthumous knighthood for Epstein but they are dismissed as bitter anti-democratic Remoaners who get worked up about every little thing... and since enemy-of-the-people Carole Cadwalladr was hanged, drawn and quartered people have lost a lot of appetite for that kind of criticism.
Grayling understood he'd been made a count but he'd misheard.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Cummings will transcend what little still remains of his humanity by merging his body with those of larval sandworms, eventually becoming a monstrous hybrid of man and worm, thereby to rule the known universe for thousands of years.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I imagine his first week in office would look something like this:

* Announce our first post-Brexit trade deal (with Narnia)
* Declare war on France (by accident)
* Send Putin and Xi our nuclear launch codes as a gesture of goodwill
* Phone Jimmy Carter and congratulate him on his recent election victory over Donald Duck
* Set up an independent UK Space Agency and announce a manned mission to land on the sun
* Revitalise our flagging export economy by pegging sterling to the Pog
 
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