Overheard conversations/monologues

[luka]

My gentle friend, if you are still relying on clean and rational explanations and thinking that nothing dark is going on, open your eyes, please! We need you. You are not a robot.

 

[148 I.Q. Magical Thinker]

Eating is violence

 

[148 I.Q. Magical Thinker]

"I have friends in two locations"

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[luka]

Mysterious light in the sky near Luke Air Force Base, Arizona

 

[yyaldrin]

i was in a train last sunday and it was 11 in the morning. an old guy sat down in the row of chairs besides me, opened half can of beer, and started video calling someone. this person answered his phone call with "heyyyy you old fart" and the guy in the train said "pssss, not so loud, i have you on the loudspeaker, everybody can hear you" and then at one point he got asked what he was doing in the train and he said "well, i'm going to this all inclusive hotel for four days, it got free food, drinks, swimming pool, sauna, everything. when i get there i'm gonna smoke a bunch of cigarettes on my balcony, watch formula 1 and order two hookers"

 

[luka]

people work out what they really want from life as they get older

 

[Clinamenic]

I can't wait until we get to exist in a purely informational state, ditch this floppy medieval meat.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I can't wait until we get to exist in a purely informational state, ditch this floppy medieval meat.

'Floppy'? Speak for yourself

 

[WashYourHands]

but how can you then drink?

 

[woops]

don't worry there will be a realistic customisable "drunkenness" patch you can run on your"self" for a few nanoseconds

 

[Clinamenic]

but how can you then drink?

I’d be willing to give that up, actually. The Last of the Negronis.

 

[WashYourHands]

An auntie is visiting from Belfast, on the phone this morning (typed as accurately as possible during it all)

She has a touch of dementia so she does, she was caught popping out for a wheeze on a fag and forgot how to get back in her home....... i know, for the love of god. Eva too, been skundered all lockdown, what would Patsy think? people have lost their minds

.....ad infinitum