Hey James. You won’t remember me but me and my friends sat at a table next to you and Harry Styles + some others in Manchurian Legends in London’s Chinatown about 6 years ago. We didn’t bother you but you were a massively entitled cunt who yelled and treated the waitstaff like shit and when one of my party politely suggested you calm down, you got really aggressive and threatening (in a chubby way. Like a boozy panda.) So my question is this; why did Harry seem so cool, while you were such a massive throbbing bellend?
Remember that time James Corden showed up to a private WGA meeting to advocate for a lower pay grade for late night writers... What was that all about?
Did you look like you had used too much fake tan when taking your head out of Gary Barlow’s arse?
Did you gag at all when sucking his cock and surely with all the protein you got out of his semen you could have attempted to use it to lose some weight, do you feel that was a wasted opportunity?