Pointless but it makes my skin crawl

IdleRich

IdleRich
When your fingernails need a trim and you can’t be fucked, except those same nails meets surfaces and objects a microsecond before your finger tips themselves, creating an uncanny weird sensation on the end of each hand.

Off putting and a sign to get a grip.

Yeah I get that but more with my toes, when the nails are too long and they bang things, but also mine are so hard and gnarly that you can't really cut them until they get really long. So there is interim period where they are longer than I want but too short to cut.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
A mate recently had someone in the flat above her die without anyone knowing and ended up with maggots shorting her electric. She got up in the night to flick the mains back on after half waking and hadn’t noticed maggots dropping out of her power sockets and piling up the carpet in the dark. Awoke to scenes of horror

Ended up spending a day hoovering masses of the cunts, taping bags over the sockets to try and contain them, then the polis called to gain access to the upstairs residence. Massive eruption of puking and dead cadaver aromas, followed by having to go for blood tests after the extent of the cadaver’s rotting had been established

Ideally the entire abode would’ve been stripped out, re-plastered and a deep sterilisation worked through wall cavity spaces (given how maggots spread contaminants and disease) but the whole mess has derailed into legal argument. Pretty fuckin skin crawling
 

woops

is not like other people
A mate recently had someone in the flat above her die without anyone knowing and ended up with maggots shorting her electric. She got up in the night to flick the mains back on after half waking and hadn’t noticed maggots dropping out of her power sockets and piling up the carpet in the dark. Awoke to scenes of horror

Ended up spending a day hoovering masses of the cunts, taping bags over the sockets to try and contain them, then the polis called to gain access to the upstairs residence. Massive eruption of puking and dead cadaver aromas, followed by having to go for blood tests after the extent of the cadaver’s rotting had been established

Ideally the entire abode would’ve been stripped out, re-plastered and a deep sterilisation worked through wall cavity spaces (given how maggots spread contaminants and disease) but the whole mess has derailed into legal argument. Pretty fuckin skin crawling
wtfff
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
A mate recently had someone in the flat above her die without anyone knowing and ended up with maggots shorting her electric. She got up in the night to flick the mains back on after half waking and hadn’t noticed maggots dropping out of her power sockets and piling up the carpet in the dark. Awoke to scenes of horror

Ended up spending a day hoovering masses of the cunts, taping bags over the sockets to try and contain them, then the polis called to gain access to the upstairs residence. Massive eruption of puking and dead cadaver aromas, followed by having to go for blood tests after the extent of the cadaver’s rotting had been established

Ideally the entire abode would’ve been stripped out, re-plastered and a deep sterilisation worked through wall cavity spaces (given how maggots spread contaminants and disease) but the whole mess has derailed into legal argument. Pretty fuckin skin crawling
Proper nightmare material, that. A dead rat or mouse is bad enough - I can't imagine the stench off a decomposing human.
 

william_kent

Well-known member
unfortunately, once again I've breathed in the odour of death - I thought there was a funny smell in the lift this morning, and when I emerged into the foyer of my building it grew stronger, saw that one of the ground floor flats had a boarded up door and some flowers outside, and as the caretaker was there I asked him what had happened and sadly the old guy that lived there had died, possibly a week earlier.. what a sad start to the day...
 

william_kent

Well-known member
unfortunately, once again I've breathed in the odour of death - I thought there was a funny smell in the lift this morning, and when I emerged into the foyer of my building it grew stronger, saw that one of the ground floor flats had a boarded up door and some flowers outside, and as the caretaker was there I asked him what had happened and sadly the old guy that lived there had died, possibly a week earlier.. what a sad start to the day...

I'm pretty cut up about this, some bastards have broken into his boarded up flat, what's left of the door is swinging open, further releasing the odour of putrefaction, but I'm not going to complain that the smell of death clings to my clothes and clogs the back of my throat because I'll miss the guy's friendly smile and "hello" nod - I had to tell some of the other residents today and I have to admit I began to tear up...
 
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