Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
mash and chips?!?! that's like something my dad would have eaten in the 60s
I know steak isn't a very interesting dinner per se, but I felt compelled to add to this thread purely for the sake of making a gag about going "cold turkey" from Christmas.
 

luka

Well-known member
me and him were both playing that a few months back as it goes! that end boss is just stupidly hard
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
here;s something for you Benny, not poncey. 10 pounds of donkey intestine.

we could all learn from Uncle, jfc he goes at it awful hard in the donkey intestine delights

i love eggs, absolutely love them but loads of English people like Wash Your Hands are too squeamish to eat them ive noticed

The best retort is a portrait of Ian Paisley by AO Spare

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Sort of miss him tbh

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luka

Well-known member
here;s there range of pizzas. which one would you have ordered? @catalog

PIZZA
Tomato, Fior di Latte, Basil Oil (tb, va) - 9
Artichoke, Sun Dried Tomato, Red Onion, Smoked Chilli (tb, va) - 11.5
Oyster Mushroom, Gloucester Truffle Cheese, Charred Leek (wb) - 12
Purple Potato, Beauvale Blue, Fennel Jam, Tarragon (wb) - 11
Pink Peppercorn & Cider Salami, Berkswell Cheese, Roasted Peppers, Rocket (tb) - 12.5
Merguez Sausage, Sicilian Olives, Red Onion, London Feta, Wild Oregano (tb) - 12.5
Braised Ox Cheek, Fermented Watercress, Crispy Shallots (tb) - 13.5
Butternut Squash, Sweet & Sour Red Onion, Hazelnut, Nettle Feta (vgn, bb) - 11.5
 

luka

Well-known member
if theres a potato pizza on the menus 9 times out of 10 im ordering that. edmund always orders the same pizza which is spicy sausage. doesnt matter where he is, always spicy sausage. so i guess he probably went

Merguez Sausage, Sicilian Olives, Red Onion, London Feta, Wild Oregano (tb) - 12.5

but told them to leave off the olives, the onion, the feta and the oregano. that would be my guess
 

luka

Well-known member
ok ive just had confirmation it was

Pink Peppercorn & Cider Salami, Berkswell Cheese, Roasted Peppers, Rocket (tb) - 12.5

but leave off the roasted peppers and the rocket
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
ok ive just had confirmation it was

Pink Peppercorn & Cider Salami, Berkswell Cheese, Roasted Peppers, Rocket (tb) - 12.5

but leave off the roasted peppers and the rocket
I can imagine the two of you ordering the same pizza, and Edmund just shunting all the vegetables from his pizza onto yours, and you doing likewise with the salami.
 
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