Reminds me of some diner chain in America that introduced the "My girlfriend's not hungry" option, where for an extra couple of bucks it upgrades your fries to extra large and you get a side of onion rings.Maybe 16/4 but my wife also gets a double cheeseburger no bun. And I get a large fries, she'll have a few of them.
I love crumpets. They have to be toasted and then you put loads of butter so it's sort of dripping butter and then jam on that.I like crumpets more than any English person I know, and I don't really care for crumpets.
That might be true. I certainly love bread - and I do like pretty much all things that are like bread such as, I dunno, potato cakes.but english people just fucking love bread, and crumpets are basically bread. they also fit into that category of food which requires minimal preparation
I also like the way bread can be so varied, I really like that Ethiopian one that is kinda like a sour sponge but great, And French bread is pretty good isn't it? They certainly think so.
I had toast today, generously buttered. People from Nottingham call crumpets "pikelets"
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2 (ok maybe 3) of these cunts toasted with butter, scrambled eggs with tons of pepper and either sriracha or branston rich and fruity
Cooked and eaten in 10 minutes
kinda, they’re thinner than an actual crumpet, occasionally with dried fruit (gross) added, your atypical brands knock em out