Dinner of the Day.

[Leo]

I know someone who always burps the name Ralph when he burps. I have no idea why, and I'm sure he no longer does either, which makes it even more ridiculous.

 

[woops]

I say BURP

 

[Leo]

I don't fart actually. I've not found any food makes me fart. My mum said Jerusalem artichokes make her fart. Farting all night long after a Jerusalem artichoke she reckons,

do you eat chili? I don't fart much but that does it for me.

 

[luka]

You mean beans? I eat a lot of beans I'm vegetarian they don't make me fart nor do pickled onions

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Intriguing. Could you post a stool sample?

 

[luka]

sure send your address

 

[catalog]

He's clearly an alien. Can't see inside and doesn't fart. The AI all along.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

sure send your address

I have a mate who used to send bricks to the local Tory party freepost address. The idea was to slowly bankrupt them through postage expenses. Send it there.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Pizza last night - kept it simple; chorizo, mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, capers - but the night before I cooked salmon fillets in my patented* triple black glaze, which was really good, best one of them I've done yet, I think.

*not really "patented", obviously

 

[Mr. Tea]

I have a mate who used to send bricks to the local Tory party freepost address. The idea was to slowly bankrupt them through postage expenses.

Did it work?

 

[Leo]

not dinner per se, but the wife is celebrating the far-left socialist antifa takeover by baking an apple cake.

 

[catalog]

Tuna steaks grilled but I fucked them up and overcooked them so they were a bit tough. Made a nice soy and coriander marinade and everything. Delicate fish

 

[IdleRich]

V is cooking up a good one, I see steak, mandioca chips, she got loads of recipes for sauces from the chef in our friends' restaurant. Can't wait.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Did it work?

Alas, no. They went on to destroy the country.

 

[IdleRich]

Yeah she went kinda crazy, she made this mango salsa thing that involved three different types of vinegar as well as fish sauce and this special sweet chilli sauce with apple and I dunno what else, plus garlic in the mayo just for the fuck of it I guess, not to mention the mandioca chips which took ages to prepare and a fucking massive steak, it was great.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Looks pretty good! Who did you get to take the photos?

 

[IdleRich]

We had all that stuff left over from the other day so we bought an even bigger steak to eat it with. Stuffed.

 

[version]

Is that the infamous anal sex table?

 

[IdleRich]

It is. Also other types of sex. I hasten to add that I was not involved in any of the ones I'm talking about. nb it folds out which can come in useful if you have more people... eating.

 

[IdleRich]

It was the table in my parents' house when I was growing up. Probably older than me and pretty sturdy... but no way should Br***a and M*** have desecrated it in that way, nor should Br***a and L**** for that matter. Though it's pretty clear who the main culprit is now I read that sentence back.