Handfuls of Poo

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There used to be a clip of GG Allin doing a shit on the floor of a venue and rolling about in it, but I think it got taken down from YouTube.
 

luka

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- shitting myself in Egypt, multiple times. here's a 'hilarious' account of this time in my life from another forum:

''Might not have even been the last time but I shat myself in Egypt about four-five years ago. I dunno how I got a dodgy stomach (could have been any number of reasons) - all I know is that I was drinking a can of Sprite in my hotel room, looking forward to a boat trip down the nile which was commencing the next day, when suddenly I did a fart that was more liquid than the contents of the can I was sipping from. I rushed to the toilet, squitted a bit and laughed it off - 'So that was my experience of diahorrea while travelling' I thought, smugly.

I spent the rest of the night shitting and sweating and vomiting. At one point I was sick in the sink at the SAME TIME as letting loose a pound of chocolate Angel Delight from my arse-end. I went to bed, teary eyed and turdy arsed, about five hours later. I shat myself in my sleep, waking up to find myself tucked into what was effectively a gigantic sheet of used Andrex.

Then on the boat down the nile, I lay on my back and moaned a lot for about two days, occasionally leaving the boat to go and do a wet shit in the desert sands while stray dogs circled around me hoping that some Pedigree chum would fall out of my bumhole.

One night (and I'm not lying) I had a dream where I was in a 'who can shit the fastest?' contest. The guy judging the contest counted down from 3. On '1' I woke up. If I could have shrunk the boat we were on to the size of a chocolate mini roll than we could have gone on a little cruise down my trouser legs.''

- shat in a hedge on new years day about five years or more ago. left a party in the middle of the countryside while pissed up... stormed off, basically, with the intention of walking home (even though i was miles from home and had no idea how to even get close to near it), ended up walking around in pitch darkness half freezing to death. that was when the hedge shitting occured.

- several other times in numerous fields. i grew up in a fairly rural area. its par for the course.
 

Corpsey

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Incidentally, last night I dreamt that there was a jack the ripper murder I'd never heard about wherein he stuck a hacksaw where the sun doesn't shine while the victim was still alive. Is it any wonder I'm on antidepressants and they're not working?
 

william_kent

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"This is a biohazard issue," the pilot can be heard saying. "We've had a passenger who's had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta."

there's been a few stories like this recently

Passenger sits in blood-soaked area on flight from Paris to Toronto, investigation underway

Passenger Habib Battah said he was travelling with his wife and two cats on the eight-hour flight to Toronto when he noticed a strong manure-like odour and a large stain on the floor in front of his seat.

[...]

Battah alerted cabin crew and said he was given cleaning supplies. After wiping the floor beneath his seat, the cloth came out “blood red,” he said.

“It all made sense to me because I know the smell of blood does smell almost like feces when it’s rotten,” he said.

Battah said cabin crew later told him someone had suffered a hemorrhage in his seat on a previous flight and that he could not change seats as the flight was full — instead they gave him latex gloves and more wet wipes.

Battah alerted cabin crew and said he was given cleaning supplies. After wiping the floor beneath his seat, the cloth came out “blood red,” he said.

“It all made sense to me because I know the smell of blood does smell almost like feces when it’s rotten,” he said.

[...]

Battah said cabin crew later told him someone had suffered a hemorrhage in his seat on a previous flight and that he could not change seats as the flight was full — instead they gave him latex gloves and more wet wipes.

[...]

“The blood on that floor, it was like a horror movie,” Battah, a journalist previously based in Beirut, said.

Battah said three days following his flight, Air France phoned him and let him know the blood was mixed with feces.


Air Canada apologizes after women kicked off flight for refusing vomit-covered seats

The airline had sprinkled coffee grounds and perfume on the vomit-soaked seats, a witness said

[edit: based on these two stories, I'm probably never going to fly to Canada ]
 
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